it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

okay if FFXIV has such a horny mod culture how do i give a male player character big boobs

seeing ppl with bigger boobs than me saying they have small boobs. please I have so little.

we uses to play flash games. on the puter. i seen it with my own eyes.

i want the slurpee to taste bad

why do you need to smoke a cigarette bro we are just going to 7/11 are you alright

thinkin of quitting my job to become a full-time horrifying void entity

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Walking around the apartment going "butter dog... he's the one with the butter" in my best anime dub boy protagonist voice until my roommate kills me oppa gruesome style

can you imagine remaking a famously clever puzzle metroidvania and fucking completely removing THE final puzzle from the climax of the game

like. they turned this into a straight very easy fight. if that isn't the remake's essence i don't know what is. how am i the only one mad about this

i mean i've definitely seen Exceptional Stories on youtube

BART (in the cadence of someone telling a joke) What has chattering teeth and makes a blood-curdling screech?

MILHOUSE The shrieking skull?!

NELSON The shrieking skull!

KRABAPPEL (exhausted) Bart, is it the shrieking skull?

i am the very model of a denim wet imaginer?

girl what the fuck is happening to Drew Carey ?

I love a fictional criminal with a complicated and tragic backstory as much as the next nerd, but there's something to be said for "criminals" where it's legitimately unclear what crimes they're actually committing because they spend most of their screen time having slapstick car chases with comically inept trench-coated police inspectors.

Hexweaver witch

pixiv artists will draw a cute girl and then add the sign of Mars next to her to indicate she is a warrior?