dragonmuses
Don't break the plates! They're PEOPLE!
This is my personal blog. Mostly reblogs of fandoms, fashion, and a little bit of my hobbies/business ventures. I am 30+ and live in North Carolina.
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
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The Nr.1 WINGman馃槑馃槑馃槑
heh, got the joke? cause he麓s got - nevermind.
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me, posting stuff for over 7 different fandoms at random all on the same blog:
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Reading the last book in the Icewind Dale trilogy, about halfway through the book. Okay, I can shrug off random dragon cameos that have no relevance to anything in the story, the flat characterization and the flimsy worldbuilding, but my suspension of disbelief just got overloaded and snapped by a camel.
The protagonist party are in the stereotypical fantasy south (tm) and have bought camels to proceed on their journey, and one of them gets bitten by his dromedary to show what a nuisance the animal is, and the book describes it as having "blunt teeth", and boy my brain ain't taking it.
Like, excuse the entire fuck out of me, have you SEEN dromedary teeth??? Those things have FANGS! And they are VICIOUS!
I'm just flashbacking to the news many years ago when a dromedary killed a wild ass stallion in the Helsinki zoo, that's not a harmless little nuisance, that's a huge arse beast fully capable of maiming you.
Seriously, google dromedary skull and marvel at their weaponry, that's such a great design.
"Blunt teeht" my arse...
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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.
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My ideal aesthetic is what I'm calling "sexy tomboy". That is to say, I am 100% femme through and through, but I want to look like what a straight man's idea of a "masculine woman" is. I wanna be masc in the way that LaCroix is fruit flavored, just a little extra something to make things a little more interesting
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@crevicedwelling cant upload videos on a reblog but I edited your worm bid
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What鈥檚 the funniest gun and why is it the revolver
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FOUR BARRELED BLUNDERBUSS
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its so so important to follow blogs that will put a bit of softcore porn on ur dash. it is not only tasteful but also a key part of the microbiome
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