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2 Kiras, 1 L by PonuryGrajek

#getting around to sharing the last couple of sfw-ish Reddit posts #twitter changed right as I was finishing up to where you have to have an account to follow links #but that’s a rant for an entirely different post #death note #not my art #speak of the undead

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Dragonite and Gyarados was recently brought to my attention and I'm very curious

#it’s almost like it was meant to be #pokemon

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Nd culture is identifying more with raccoons or squirrels or other animals than humans

#pangolins for me #raptor hands is my default state

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dragonlover56 · 10 months

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get that beast under control

#me and who #clone high #not my art

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dragonlover56 · 10 months

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Miles shouldn't be worried about how his parents are gonna react when he reveals his identity. They love him, we know this.

He should be worried about how his dad will react when he realizes his son full on sassed him in broad fuckin daylight and got away with it for days

#rio is going to chancla the fuck out of miles #spiderverse

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my dad always says "it's not trespassing if you're not planning to do anything bad" which as a legal argument wouldn't get far but as a moral prerogative is completely sound

#country kid vibes #it’s not trespassing as long as you’re just passing

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dragonlover56 · 10 months

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0612123 | Miguel & Beter | ATSV

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There was a bet.

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Livestreamed on Twitch.tv at "almalvo".

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Please consider pledging to my Patreon or donating to my Ko-fi for my relief-effort (full info pinned to my tumblr).

Thank you.

#how many laps around the base do you think he had to make #spiderverse #not my art

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And now for a collection of things that don’t really justify being posted on their own, but I’d like to keep anyways

(Part Three of Three)

Part One | Part Two

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Dicks

Mannequins

A really weird story about said mannequin

I DESPERATELY need the context for this image

I have an inexplicable love for this little dude

The Cocktus™️

This mannequin that washed up on an Irish beach last year

And u/Implausibilibuddy’s “theory” on the matter

It’s all fun and games until a few nights of post-nut clarity go by realising you’re going to have to now clean this human sized object, which is getting slightly stickier and smellier each use, parts are starting to tear. Maybe it’s time to move on, but what now? You have a person sized/weighted silicone cadaver that you can’t just bag up and leave out in the trash in case the neighbors see it and call a swat team to your house.

Cutting it up isn’t much better, though maybe you’ll try, getting halfway through a leg before hitting the aluminum frame and realising you’ll need a hacksaw. Maybe you’ll catch a glimpse of your own sweaty, panicked face in the mirror, mangled mess of limbs in the tub behind you.

And so at 2am on a rainy night you make the decision to bundle your synthetic ex into an old suitcase (you convince yourself it’s old, ignoring the fact you bought it last year for $400 and never got to use it, but fuck it it’s the only one big enough), into the back of the car and down to the cliffs for a good old fashioned sea burial.

You apologise to the environment and hope it might one day make use of the only lover that didn’t wince on contact with you, perhaps as a home for some nice aquatic life.

#tattoos #mannequin #speak of the undead

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And now for a collection of things that don’t really justify being posted on their own, but I’d like to keep anyways

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Part One | Part Three

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NSFW Imagery

Existentialism

Titties

This thing which haunts my nightmares

I hope this is canon

Weird chips that I want to try

Babe wake up, new centaur just dropped

Me too man, me too

I want to go to Amsterdam for definitely unrelated reasons

This thing from NovelAI that goes hard

Circa 1978

[Hulk Hogan Voice] HELL YEAH B R U T H E R

(fun fact: this image broke tumblr TWICE)

Sprigussy

#jewerly #ai #speak of the undead

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And now for a collection of things that don’t really justify being posted on their own, but I’d like to keep anyways

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Part Two | Part Three

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Titties

A pretzel from r/absoluteunits. I commented “Banana for scale” and no one laughed and I’m allowed to be bitter

From r/VexillologyCircleJerk, “Bi Flag in the style of South Korea” by BrTDSSOEyt

Wedding photo from the 1970’s

Oh r/speedoflobsters, how I will miss thee

Model is Jorge Chacon, who goes by any pronouns

This one just makes me laugh

Found in an abandoned honeymoon hotel, font is DAVIDA

This statue from awful taste but great execution, which I will also sorely miss

Tile from a “fancy restaurant in São Paulo”

#decorating #trans memes #speak of the undead

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On an r/askreddit thread about the rarest item collectors own, u/-eDgAR- shared their N4zi German Shepard puppet that was one of two made for the Australian series Danger 5. They bought the puppet through an auction held by the producer for $1000.

Here you can see some of the scenes featuring the puppet

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And a bonus video of the puppet watching itself in the scenes

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#I do really like this puppet #his jaw is boxy and his fur has some weird places but overall he’s pretty realistic #Youtube #danger 5 #puppets #german shepard #speak of the undead

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dragonlover56 · 10 months

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jelly

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day 651

#what a lad #frog #not my art

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dragonlover56 · 10 months

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u/rasiaruka’s Mom’s cat gave birth to a kitten with eight legs. According to op, the kitten was stillborn and had its body donated to science. It was found to have one heart and one pair of lungs with two separate bottom torsos and all eight legs fully developed.

The mother has three living kittens to care for and fixed ASAP afterwards. The kittens would be six months old at the time of this post. I believe they are Sphinx kittens but I could be wrong.

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Photos under cut. CW: Body Horror and Animal Death