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#i need this to be on my feed#for purposes#meme#memes#old memes#there now i can find it later#gonna haunt my friends with these someday down the line
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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.
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Gooootcha, I see. I was simply speculating, but I thank you for setting me on the correct path
My friend is currently trying to convince our group chat that teeth are extensions of God; that having more teeth is seen as a sign of holiness, and having less teeth is a sign of sin.
Which is just entirely crazy, right? Like that makes absolutely no sense. How would those things even correlate?
They're making a lot of sense tho, imma be honest
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"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete
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I've made a horrible mistake.
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I'd imagine it would extend. We aren't the only ones created by God after all, so it would make sense that other members of the animal kingdom should be included in the divine teeth assessment
It does beg the question of how those created without teeth are judged. Perhaps they are the most sinful of all?
My friend is currently trying to convince our group chat that teeth are extensions of God; that having more teeth is seen as a sign of holiness, and having less teeth is a sign of sin.
Which is just entirely crazy, right? Like that makes absolutely no sense. How would those things even correlate?
They're making a lot of sense tho, imma be honest
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Yes yes, I did not mention that part. I wished simply to get across the concept, not explain it in its entirety. Accuracy did not matter in the moment as much as comedy. I am simply a cReatuRe
My friend is currently trying to convince our group chat that teeth are extensions of God; that having more teeth is seen as a sign of holiness, and having less teeth is a sign of sin.
Which is just entirely crazy, right? Like that makes absolutely no sense. How would those things even correlate?
They're making a lot of sense tho, imma be honest
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I mean teeth does kinda make sense. They're strong, meant for destruction and for giving yourself life. Kinda symbolic
My friend is currently trying to convince our group chat that teeth are extensions of God; that having more teeth is seen as a sign of holiness, and having less teeth is a sign of sin.
Which is just entirely crazy, right? Like that makes absolutely no sense. How would those things even correlate?
They're making a lot of sense tho, imma be honest
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You are entirely correct sir; this is an accurate assessment of my friend
Anyways, what do you think of teeth as symbols of the divine?
My friend is currently trying to convince our group chat that teeth are extensions of God; that having more teeth is seen as a sign of holiness, and having less teeth is a sign of sin.
Which is just entirely crazy, right? Like that makes absolutely no sense. How would those things even correlate?
They're making a lot of sense tho, imma be honest
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My friend is currently trying to convince our group chat that teeth are extensions of God; that having more teeth is seen as a sign of holiness, and having less teeth is a sign of sin.
Which is just entirely crazy, right? Like that makes absolutely no sense. How would those things even correlate?
They're making a lot of sense tho, imma be honest
#i despertaly do not want to tag god#so i will not#uhhhh#teeth#teeth as a sign of divinity#i dont know if theyll see this#and thats okay
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Once when the gaang visits the Fire Nation, they’re all just on the side of too tipsy when Zuko leans in with the most grave expression imaginable.
“Aang,” Zuko says, “This has been… haunting me…. Why did your friends need to suck on those frogs?”
And Aang just gasps, and does not explain the frogs, because he has suddenly remembered that Miyuki is still wanted by the Fire Nation and that just won’t do. So Aang demands that Zuko pardon Miyuki for her crimes, which then gets the rest of the gaang to dogpile on and also demand justice for Miyuki.
Zuko is willing to hear him out.
…Zuko is significantly less willing to hear him out when Aang mentions that Miyuki is a cat.
(Zuko finds it difficult to believe that a cat is legitimately wanted by the Fire Nation)
But because they are all the worst, he relents and they all drunkenly stumble down to go find the records of Miyuki’s crimes and write her up a pardon, much to the chagrin of the night-shift archivist.
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I have found the best ally
Straight and cis people will say that they are allies, but you will NEVER measure up to my dentist.
Me: "Hey, is it ok if I can change my name on my info from [DEADNAME] to Sai?"
Random woman that I wasn't even talking to in the chair next to me: "Honey, if that's the name you had at birth, [DEADNAME] is your only name."
My dentist, very slowly turning her rolley chair towards the woman: "Shush."
Random woman: "Excuse me?"
Destist: *closes privacy curtain while staring bullets at the lady*
Me: *pissing myself laughing*
My dentist while changing my name in my info (reminder that English is not her first language, she immigrated from Russia): "There, Sai, you have pretty boy teeth. Smile and make all girls swoon."
Me not having the heart to tell her I'm not transmasc but I'm Agender, and still pissing myself laughing: "Thank you [DENTIST NAME]."
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Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs
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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away
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I resent the inevitable consequences the second law of thermodynamics has on my tea and the entropy of the universe. It always happens too damn soon.
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I am on my hands and knees begging you to explain the movie to me with your otherworldly film study powers
someone should make Last Night in Soho but good
#filmtag#last night in soho#i havent watched it#i may never watch it#but please#i want your essay on it desperately#if you post it i will consume it immediately#and i know#theshortolivia feels the same
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