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dragonboypaws · 29 minutes
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Bumping My Head Into U So Cutely Until Blood
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dragonboypaws · 1 hour
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this is the robot fucker website so let me ask you
are the automatons in Helldivers 2 Hot robots or no
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Mutuals I vaguebloggingly call upon thee!!! Signal boost my poll for sample size!!!!!
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dragonboypaws · 2 hours
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Today's Seal Is: Sniffing All Over That Shit!!!
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dragonboypaws · 3 hours
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driving is so freaking fun guys dont you just love being in a big metal thing that can completely crush you if someone feels like doing stupid things on the road
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dragonboypaws · 4 hours
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frogy
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dragonboypaws · 5 hours
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Yes .w.
Hey
Hey fellow dragons
Wanna go on a dragon adventure with me? .w.
(It's just grocery shopping)
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dragonboypaws · 5 hours
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dragonboypaws · 6 hours
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No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas
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dragonboypaws · 6 hours
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dragonboypaws · 7 hours
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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on
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dragonboypaws · 7 hours
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imagine you have squirrels in your pants and instead of helping you, a bunch of strangers start spitting absolute bars about it and making your pain into a breakdance. i’d be inconsolable.
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dragonboypaws · 8 hours
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fucking BOOBS you
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dragonboypaws · 8 hours
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i love posting about being attracted to women and finding women hot and then people turning my post around to make it about men instead ^o^ <- laying dead in a puddle of blood right now
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dragonboypaws · 8 hours
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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dragonboypaws · 9 hours
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dragonboypaws · 10 hours
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Hey
Hey fellow dragons
Wanna go on a dragon adventure with me? .w.
(It's just grocery shopping)
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dragonboypaws · 11 hours
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