"What is this dude doing? Looking for ants to eat off the ground?"

-- Me, watching my partner play Dragon Age Inquisition

So I'm realizing that the problem with trying to write slow burns is that I don't really have much in mind for plot beyond the characters eventually having sex. And then when I think of scenes to write after they eventually get together it's like, all smut no plot. But there's got to still be plot or I feel like having a slow burn that just turns into all smut no plot won't work!

Also writing at all when you work full time and have other hobbies and crippling mental health issues is really hard.

me, quietly whispering to the ao3 page of an author who doesn’t even know I exist: I am obsessed with you

Have you heard of the tragedy of the Champion of Kirkwall?

+ Bonus

The og post that made me go insane

Hey if you followed me for the Thedas-Cullen-on-Earth fanfic I started in 2017 and dropped in 2018, here you go:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11465625/chapters/129994888

(yes I know it's not as catchy as Modern Girl in Thedas)

Magister Dorian Pavus

It's my birthday so I'm treating myself (and anyone who wants a treat) with some tiddy window looks on DA babes :> yeah!

I want an armor where Garrett Hawke has one tiddie out

Ugh, I wish Cullen's voice actor being a transphobic, abusive piece of shit didn't ruin his character for me. I'd love to throw myself into that romance again but I just can't do it anymore.

Magister Dorian Pavus is ready to see you now

imagine if the night before the battle of your lives you overhear your two friends have some sort of argument but you can't make out what it's about, and then later you overhear friend A have some sort of hush tense conversation with friend B's boyfriend, and like you wonder what the hell that's all about but you decide to respect everyone's privacy and also the next day everyone seems fine enough so maybe it was just stress? And then 10 years later you bump into friend A again (she went mysteriously missing immediately after the battle was over and friend B clearly felt a way about it but none of your business) and she has a 10 year old kid who looks EXACTLY like friend B's now-husband. That happened to Leliana Nightingale.

Maevaris Tilani

If you try to pick pocket Zevran he says “No” and it’s just the funniest thing because he is the only companion that says anything and I can just picture him smacking the Warden’s hand away like they are a child reaching for the cookie jar.

Tag this with (if you had one) the colour(s) of your DS/DSi/3DS