The thing about Timmy Chalamet is that he’s truly a great actor and he even has good taste in projects and he’s not even overexposed when you calibrate for how overexposed all that group of 25-30 year old big stars are……however something is still off. any time he gets cast in something it feels like that movie instantly turns into a parody of a movie. I cannot explain this

fuck it, shimp.

so silly so goofy

no piece of art or literature has ever understood me quite like this onion article

Born to bishounen, forced to government official 24/7

4 minutes later:

im the king of the world and can achieve anything i set my mind to (blobbily approximating the boston metropolitan area in fabric)

it’s been four years since I last watched through all of Hannibal & I still think about the episode set in West Virginia where they’re literally at the beach. The beach in Grafton WV. A town notably 1,000 feet above sea level & roughly 200 miles from the nearest seawater

Like….was it supposed to be a lake….

is this perhaps what someone at NBC thinks a lake in the Appalachian mountains looks like

You come across a family on your hike

"Death to Cronos" HADES II ANNOUNCED, I'M SO HYYYYYYPE

hm. i feel terrified of everything. surely large ice coffee will ease this terror. surely

been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading

my flatmate recently got her ears pierced and is rocking a set of simple studs with silver balls on the ends to keep them in place. today, she entered the kitchen and announced (unwisely) that she had to go to the tattoo shop as both her balls had fallen off. i would describe the atmosphere in the room at that moment as 'ecstatic'

fear me