I wish i were an enderman. holding shit. teleportin. screaming when someone looks at me

i love loathsome creatures… i see a despicable vile beast and i say yes

all these fools talking about big dick energy…you know what I have? big dumbass energy. i’m stupid and everyone can tell

i accept high fives only on my ass

honestly “you shouldve killed me when you had the chance” is probably the funniest thing you can say after minorly inconveniencing someone and i plan to say it always

Guys really be out here thinking I won’t smash a wine bottle over their head

I’ll fuck a god if I want to. Who’s going to stop me? A man??? A miserable creature of flesh and blood???

Slenderman isnt scary I see tall white twinks all the time

hey no offense but if you give trans men shit for liking traditionally feminine things yet praise cis men for doing the same guess what? you’re fucking trash

when your friend Mark forgets to return the worms he borrowed from you

Waiting for the gay community to compensate me for my great service of simply existing.

scalie rabies pride.

@killerbreak​: skinny king hampurger haha! skinny because you are a 5lbs twink?

I wish i were an enderman. holding shit. teleportin. screaming when someone looks at me

i hold my boyfriend soft and gentle like hamburger.