"I can hardly call myself an expert on these matters but I'd wager that children would make for an immensely unappetising meal. Now, tasteless humour aside, I am no fool, I know well what you are, and would appreciate it greatly if you were to let me on my way undisturbed."
”Well, sometimes people are scared of the things they don’t understand. And trust me dragon face, there is a difference. They call me a witch because I steal children and bake them into a tasty pie! Now, again. I don’t like strangers, so you’d better scurry before I get hungry.”
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"Witch? A rather juvenile fear, is it not? After all, a witch is simply a mage in all but name."
“It’s not smart to go wandering around in forests you know. There’s a witch that lives here, and she’s not fond of strangers.”
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some more random starters from various sources (once again, from spotify playlists, random commentary, tv shows, books, movies, and my brain).
❝You know Paris is beautiful at this time of year.❞
❝Someone needs to learn how to take a hint.❞
❝I tripped and fell on some rocks. Nothing more. Honestly you’re imaging things.❞
❝Yeah, his teeny tiny swimmers are determined little guys aren’t they?❞
❝How can I eloquently tell you to shut the hell up?❞
❝You know you’re supposed to mix it, right?❞
❝Alcohol is bad for you. So are drugs. And sex.❞
❝I once knew someone who would nibble on his fingers.❞
❝What’s dead should stay dead.❞
❝You need to stop this. You’re making a fool of yourself.❞
❝I don’t know why you’re so obsessed with him/her.❞
❝I think I’m the one that has to float tonight. Fuck.❞
❝Come back to bed.❞
❝They look just like you.❞
❝It’s handcrafted by the finest artisans in the land, why in the world are you so surprised at the amount?❞
❝You’re not even my real mother.❞
❝You’re not even my real father.❞
❝You are a piece of me, that I wished I didn’t need! But I need you anyway.❞
❝Our love is just one huge clusterfuck, but I could care less.❞
❝Did it ever enter your mind that perhaps I wanted this?❞
❝It takes two to tango so both of you deserve the blame.❞
❝Our parents loved us. You were just too stubborn and blind to see it.❞
❝I just want to sleep, you know? I want to sleep and ever wake up.❞
❝What’s the dream and what’s reality?❞
❝We were two foolish children who thought we were in love.❞
❝Do you honestly think that this is going to end happily?❞
❝When I told you I couldn’t face this child, I meant it.❞
❝She told me you were doing research — You know there’s no point, right?❞
❝Why do you insist on prying into the past?❞
❝Does this have anything to do with the affair he/she had?❞
❝He said that if I kept the baby, he would end everything.❞
❝Shame on all of us for not having stopped it.❞
❝I got lost in the sounds.❞
❝Stop it. You’re being rude.❞
❝I suppose it’s better than nothing. But it could be better. Without a doubt.❞
❝You always have your head in the skies when it should be here.❞
❝I made a mistake, why do you insist on reminding me?❞
❝If you love me, than why did you live?❞
❝If you’re going to play the game, at least learn to play it well.❞
❝Look at you. You’re absolutely filthy.❞
❝You’ve never done this before, have you?❞
❝You’re bleeding.❞
❝I once stood at the edge of a cliff and thought about jumping.❞
❝I hate it.❞
❝You look like a grumpy cat.❞
❝Don’t tell me you don’t want to at least dip your feet into the water!❞
❝Just let it go already, Jesus.❞
❝I have a surprise for you.❞
❝You make love as you eat.❞
❝I don’t want anything to spoil it.❞
❝Can the heart truly turn black?❞
❝You have no reason to be suspicious.❞
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