got it 💙 i’ll come pick you up in half an hour. be ready
anyone up for a lobotomy i need stress relief rn
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anyone up for a lobotomy i need stress relief rn
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happy birthday raymon!!!! hope you like your totally not benadryl loaded cake made by your lovely boyfriend :3
( @radvercity’s character. it is his brithday.)
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Happy birthday to my boyfriend who I love very dearly 💙 To celebrate I will put him down on the examination table and show him his own pulsating heart. Just to let him know that I care.
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your boss's arm just got replaced how do you feel
I feel like you’re not very good at lying. I just saw him an hour ago and he was absolutely fine. I also would have known if we gave anyone a prosthetic.
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You’re not funny and I hope you’ll learn to deeply regret this post.
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Oh god help us all
i have a man held at gunpoint in my basement. he doesn’t accept and embrace The Green Fluid. he must die
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Those are some of the ugliest colors I’ve ever seen. That combination is, as its name entails, very unpleasant.
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vian who’s your favorite regretevator character
WHAT
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i didnt know you were a regretevator fan vian /j
What
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i hope you get run over like a street rat and compressed in a garbage disposal
people should stop being stubborn and take the hand of the omnipotent god when they tell them to
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lol!
can you die. please.
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i love codependency 💙
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I’ll gladly take it. Better me than Zee, anyways.
Hey y'all, if anyone needs a fresh corpse, hmu <3
— Madir
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man(?)
having a gender crisis please do not speak to me for the next 24 hours
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