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dovedapple · 10 hours
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People should use this text embellishment more
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟
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dovedapple · 10 hours
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why don't you do arts and crafts for 5 hours and then you'll calm down
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dovedapple · 10 hours
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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible
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dovedapple · 3 days
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the nuisance of our language is stunning
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normalize having more than one best friend. "best friend" shouldn't just be a title reserved for one person... best friend is a species...
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not now mom i’m wasting my life on a website the entire internet believes to be dead
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dovedapple · 3 days
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[THIS USER UNDERSTANDS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOM/SUB AND TOP/BOTTOM]
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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dovedapple · 5 days
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dovedapple · 5 days
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somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely
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dovedapple · 6 days
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Gavin has texted him the address of a restaurant and a time, then: looking forward to it 💜 :)
Fuck. Can heart emojis be platonic? He types the question into Google at record pace.
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Thank God this is a universal problem. But this is not the answer he wanted. The awful thing reads in Trucy’s voice. Yeah, it’s that simple, Apollo. He’s obviously into you.
Is he supposed to winky face and heart back? Is he really? There’s no way. Is it rude if he doesn’t? Is it rude that he accepted a date with Klavier Gavin without knowing it was a date? It’s not like he would’ve said no if he’d known—though, actually, maybe he would’ve. Not because Gavin’s not attractive, because, come on, Apollo has eyes. And not because he doesn’t like Gavin because, come on, Apollo’s not that stupid. But because it just doesn’t… there’s no way it’d work. Gavin could never like him the way he likes Gavin.
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dovedapple · 7 days
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hey girl are you gold and mercury. because. AuHg
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dovedapple · 7 days
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BLANK SPACE 💥💥💥
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when the sun hits ☀️🌧️
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something about seeing the forest for the trees
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they're just being silly, your honor
(small, silly mini comic from yesterday!! they're so oblivious...)
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