respectfully what the fuck is hamster sushi

Thinking about hamster sushi 🍣 and dicking him down femboy style 🩷 and drugs 🌿

Just kidding I don't do drugs. Love is the only drug I need. Cartwheels out of this post

something about c!w1lbvr just screams "im wearing cute little lacey panties under my clothes right now"

bird courting rituals are my favorite thing plplp did you know I way doves court is by preening and nibbling on the head and neck lol :3 Also the males puff out their chests, so that's another reason why I chose a dove for T0mmy, him being a big man and puffing out his chest definitely only so he can seem bigger and not because he's also trying to court W1lbur... No not at all, only because he's big man... Also crow courting is dramatic as hell... it's suiting for W1lbur (I fucking love birds man) -@roachanon

keep infodumping in my inbox I fucking love birds :) (/gen)

I knew about the first part but not about the puffing out part ohmygod that's so. he would fucking say that :D

tell me about the crow courting I need to know I love corvids sm

i know right theyre just so cute, save me

Guys help i still wanna fuck cookies !!!

deciding what gender I am for the day doesn't even have to be a misgendering thing if you'd like me better as your boyfriend or girlfriend that's your decision. I'm just here to use

tombur

help!!!! my brother keeps trying to fuck me!!!!!

coy piso pussy. why is no one getting in on this there's big potential here

W1lbvr fucking T0mmy in the bathroom of a public place, maybe it's a bar, maybe it's a store, it doesn't matter. He'd pin T0mmy to the wall and T0mmy would fight him, he'd squirm and try to push him off, try to fight against what he desperately wants even if he won't admit it to himself. W1lbvr wouldn't care, finally pushing into his brother while T0mmy whined at the sudden stretch. W1lbvr didn't even try to get himself off, all he wanted was to see his baby brother fall apart. To see him fucked dumb, drunk on pleasure, drooling while he screams for him, T0mmy's facade dropping as they give into their incestuous desires

t0mmys killing me "Its not like i can test out dick right now, i have a girlfriend!" YOUR HUSBAND IS RIGHT THERE

It's put his boobs in your mouth Wednesday

w1lbvr and r4nb00 would have sex and r4nb00 would be really nervous at first but w1ls superrr kinky and tries to like slowly introduce things to them, he gently asks if theyre ok with CNC and is quite surprised when they answer with an excited "yes!" and w1l has never been one to hold back so r4n is, pretty fucking sore the next day. and w1l is pleasantly surprised by how much of a freak they are

Meulin Leijon from Homestuck is a proshipper! Requested by: @proship-fictionkin

The more I've been meeting trans women online the more that I'm realizing like... Why we share so many little threads. The whole "all trans women are the same" jokes are funny as bits but also. Like.

The heavy lean into petplay because existing in a world that hates us is too much, and it's so much easier to just let go and be an animal than to keep being a human that gets attacked. The lean into fauxcest to build a family that loves you unconditionally, family members who will provide for you without judgement. Paraphilia in general is so popular because we're so ostracized from society at large and even queer culture at large, to the point where we bond with the strange and downtrodden and realize we have more in common than we thought.

Trans women are teaching me new ways to love. New ways to *live*. Some transmasc and non-binary people too, of course, as is always the case, but like. We have a shared identity, not even necessarily through upbringing or similar interests, but due to the way we're treated like shit by everyone. We're demonized together and it does nothing but galvanize us and make us stronger.

We are forged in fire, together. Brothers and sisters, across the world, bound by a need to survive, and coming out the other side by loving each other so much that we're bursting with it.

I love you trans women. I love you. I love you i love you i love you i love you.

Just the dualities yk

people talk about missing their source partner or source friends, not me i miss my source money the most /j

Funny to think about how my source's net worth is probably like..you know, YouTuber sized; not RICH rich like Elon Musk (though some people seem to think they are which....no, even the richest YouTuber ever has a huge gap between them and like the Uber rich people) but also definitely either upper middle class or upper class but on the low end you know? Like you're not buying a private island or some shit but you're not in debt and can retire at a reasonable age. No gold Lamborghinis but you paid off your college debt and can afford a nice vacation semi-regularly.

Meanwhile I live with my parents and my bank tells me my current net worth is less than 200 dollars

What's T0mmy1nnit's net worth? Uhhh a little less than a Nintendo switch

its really funny you say this because we are collectively aromantic and yet we CONSTANTLY flirt with friends as a joke or just because we dont really know how to express affection in a way that doesn't come off as flirty, we like things that are considered "romantic/flirty" even though we dont experience 'normal' romantic attraction, but we have such a hard time separating being flirty with being silly with your friends

i blame growing up watching YouTubers who acted gay for each other as a bit /j

It's so interesting knowing how common it is to jokingly flirt or to platonically kiss or say "I love you" to someone when I can't relate at all. I am in full support of it!! Be friends with benefits!! Be in queerplatonic relationships!! Express affection in the ways that feel natural to you!!! Hit on someone as silly banter that doesn't mean anything!!! I'm 100% serious about that, it's wonderful and beautiful and valid.

But If anyone hits on me who isn't Seán I'll literally die