tumblr jesus christ

I am not skinnier but I have maintained so at least there is that

Hello hi my life has been oh my gosh like literally running on one thousand cylinders is there anyone out there I still know I miss you guess what I am pretty convinced I found hands down the love of my life like I am ready to fight god over this man like oh my gosh

it’s always some cunt in a fucking pick up truck like get the fuck out of the way

I’ve been day drinking and I’ve matched with a few people off hinge and I got sexy flirty with one of them and he’s giving me like mixed signals and he was kinda flirty back but kind of put an end to it and idk I’m just so horny pls rail me

why no one love me and look at me longingly :(

tw: body dysphoria

I cannot stand the way my body looks I cannot stand the way my body feels I cannot stand the way my body looks I cannot stand the way my body feels AND I JUST KEEP EATING AND GETTING BIGGER!!!! I’VE RUINED IT ALL!

but I’m here after cleaning my bong and taking the first hit after a fresh clean UGGGGHHHH life changing

life sucks

hey tumblr missed ya

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I have gained a bunch of weight and I’m too afraid to step on the scale to see how bad it is but have inflated like a beach ball it’s bad

I am uniquely miserable supremely fucking miserable I am very very very miserable I’m miserable

But the restaurant closes at 10 so there’s a good chance he’s still wrapping up from work??? Or he lost the paper??? Idk. I probably won’t hear from him and shouldn’t get my hopes up. Also he looked younger than me close up so. Idk. I’m lonely 🥹

So I’m visiting my dad in Poland right now and last night we went to a vegan ramen restaurant that was delicious and amazing and there was a very cute waiter there and we were flirting but I was too shy to say anything and then we were leaving the city today but before we left my dad drove me back to the restaurant and I walked in AND HE WAS THERE WORKING AGAIN

And he saw me and gave me a fist bump and I said I thought he was cute and gave him a slip of paper with my name and number and told him to stay in touch if he wants and he gave me another fist bump and said thank you

But I was too shy and panicked and tbh didn’t expect to see him working there so I didn’t even ask for his name or anything I literally just panicked oof

Anyway I haven’t heard anything else so that’s that I suppose! That’s all folks! My love life is abysmal and I’m terrible at flirting lol

real talk though I’m really craving a relationship who want me

tw horny on main

If I don’t get my head between someone’s legs ASAP I am gonna BURST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need to slob on some knob or eat the box I’m dying pls