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doublehank · 4 years

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#💀 -ˏ͛❪ I'm not really that into neckerchiefs.┊ 𝕗𝕒𝕔𝕖 ❫ˏ͛-

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doublehank · 4 years

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*holds a baby carrot like a cigarette* I’m just….. over it, you know?

#💀 -ˏ͛❪ My tongue keeps getting caught in the mouth slit.┊ 𝕚𝕤𝕞𝕤 ❫ˏ͛-

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doublehank · 4 years

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Hank threw the woman a broad, boyish grin as if he hadn't just nearly compromised her mission with his antics.

"The same way you did! Very carefully..." Not counting the 'nearly compromised' part.

His voice grew more casual as he went on, "Yeah, I was in the neighborhood—thought you could use a little back up." He leaned against what looked like a messy workbench.

It was the truth. He'd been riding his hover bike nearby when he first spotted the agent. It'd been purely coincidental that she had crossed his path, but Hank couldn't have been more grateful. Had he not seen her then, he was sure he would have kept doing wheelies until he died of boredom. Or injury.

Ever since his dad started working on this new ~ government project ~ a few weeks back, the compound had become a massive snooze fest. They didn't get to go ANYWHERE anymore! So when he saw Elizabeth looking all kinds of dressed to kill, like hell was he going to miss the opportunity to tag along for whatever sort of super cool super secret operation the agent had planned.

"So what's the score? Did you come here to neutralize a high-value target? Gather data? Are there... B.O.W.s involved?"

@doublehank - Liked This For a Starter!

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Truth be told, she should've seen this coming; she had heard about it happening to Rusty himself, and also Brock. About the boys sneaking onto their plane ( ship? ) or in to their cars in order to go somewhere.

What she wasn't expecting was for it to be during a dangerous espionage mission, nor for Hank to try and take out an armed man like he was BATMAN. Her luck was rotten.

After dealing with all incoming threats, primarily through the use of stealthy maneuvers, the British agent led the boy aside where they wouldn't be spotted. It was a safe little room, and a maintenance one by the looks.

"Look, Hank," She began, brown gaze glancing up to the door as footsteps passed, "How in the HELL did you manage to get here?" Just to double check that he had arrived with her and not simply trailed along like a puppy.

The worst part was the simple fact that she WASN'T Brock. She may be an OSI agent, have a license to kill, and be able to reign victorious in many fights, but her primary objective wasn't to keep Hank safe. She wasn't sure if it even should be.

#//i still haven't really decided the Where whoops-#//and yes Hank plays resident evil #//i have diagnosed him with Gamer

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doublehank · 4 years

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#💀 -ˏ͛❪ Quinka-dinga-dorko~┊ 𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕠 ❫ˏ͛-#💀 -ˏ͛❪ I'm not really that into neckerchiefs.┊ 𝕗𝕒𝕔𝕖 ❫ˏ͛-#//relevant

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doublehank · 4 years

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"That's it? Dean, I've seen you be willingly possessed by the Not Uncle Sam ghost twice! Sure, he was a solid 2 in terms of total creepiness—and that's only after we covered him in money—but my point stands."

Plus, Hank was pretty sure he could remember beating up a ghost in space before too. Or maybe he just dreamed it really hard; either way, it was almost a joke how normal this was for them.

But at least now he knew why his brother had been so jumpy lately. Well, extra jumpy. Dean was always kinda jumpy now that he thought about it.

He poked his head through the doorway and glanced around the bathroom, keeping an eye out for any signs of the so-called trapped spirit.

"So this isn't just you being totally paranoid, right? Because the scariest thing I'm seeing is how close we are to running out of TP."

@doublehank asked: “What could you possibly say that sounds crazy to me?“

His mouth OPENS to argue only to quickly close again when he realizes that, yeah, after all the things that have HAPPENED to them, this probably wouldn’t sound that crazy after all, “I’m pretty sure there’s a spirit TRAPPED in our bathroom mirror!” He’d seen his reflection move all on it’s own, and felt cold spots even when the room was filled up with STEAM!

#//it so works!#//i kinda took it upon myself to bring them to the br but we can change it up if you're not feelin it

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doublehank · 4 years

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only thing i wanna say to you …. reservoir . that means goodbye in french

#💀 -ˏ͛❪ My tongue keeps getting caught in the mouth slit.┊ 𝕚𝕤𝕞𝕤 ❫ˏ͛-

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doublehank · 4 years

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Dunno how old this post is (crappy mobile doesn't show timestamps) BUT I'm totally into writing with your Dean if you're still up for it!

Hey guys! Simons back around with a Dean Venture from Venture bros! I’m just throwing out this lil promo till I get a proper one made or somethin’! I’d be super great if I could get a like or reblog if you’d be interested in interacting!

#💀 -ˏ͛❪ It's like he channels dead crazy people.┊ 𝕠𝕠𝕔 ❫ˏ͛-#//love the icon btw

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doublehank · 4 years

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#💀 -ˏ͛❪ Quinka-dinga-dorko~┊ 𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕠 ❫ˏ͛-

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doublehank · 4 years

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Holy super cool, probably magic, highlander, cyborg clones, Batman! It's a VENTURE BROS roleplay blog!

"But, DH, didn't they just cancel the show like a month ago?" Yeah, I know, I'm hilariously late to the vbros rp scene. BUT with me I bring a man that is equal parts a legend and a mystery. Known for (but not limited to) his boy-band good looks and sensational licks, in addition to his ambitious undertakings as founder, representative, and CEO of Hank Co., I give you HANK VENTURE!

If you're interested in writing with him, consider giving this post a like or a reblog. 💀✌️