US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains

my nana makes this chicken cooked in wine and it's so good but she always uses bone-in chicken thighs so I always have to be careful with it because I've bitten into Ick one too many times, especially because it usually falls right off the bone so you don't expect there to still be Stuff in there

Hell is REAL and its when a bite of smth you love has a BAD TEXTURE

THEY'RE BECOMING

SELF AWARE

WHO TAUGHT THE BOTS HOW TO SEND ASKS????

you definitely should be tbh

i had a lady order 9 dragon drinks while I was working alone and she went to use the bathroom so i had to take the other orders and she came back literally two minutes later and went "My drinks arent done yet??" with Stank so explained to her im 1) working alone 2) i have a line and ill get in trouble if shes not waiting for her drinks because then it looks like im ignoring my other customers and 3) she ordered more drinks than I have shakers so ill need to wash dishes at least once and 4) I ran out of EVERY INGREDIANT. I refilled the refresher twice making her stuff, ran out of berries once, ran out of coconut milk, even ran out of classic because she wanted that too. and she STILL had the nerve to be upset that her drinks werent done within that 120 seconds she walked away

totally unrelated i should be allowed to legally murder

there a baby fox living under our deck and he literally looks like that "full of milk" drawing except somehow rounder

THE FURRIES ARE KILLING HARRY POTTER

reblog to give this person you rb’d it from the strength to complete their tasks

Minecraft end poem // r/place 2022

Ahhhh hi!!! These posters as well as other things like my short comic Subject 402 is now available on my etsy shop! Thank you!!

@jello-fello

How to tell a raven from a crow. Made with corvid researcher Dr. Kaeli Swift for her blog post on the subject!

it was so funny tho 😭😭

I DID NOT REMPLAY TO 10 DAY OLD MSGS I DID NOT REPLY TO 10 DQY OLR MSGS I DID N

,,,,,,,,, I didn't even try to get a high score

how evil are you

single handedly the FUNNIEST reaction to sneasler ive ever seen (x) 

that kitten is probably like "what the FUCK are these things?!"

everyone shut up and look at this

We don’t appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.

Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don’t.