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Happy birthday Benedikt! May you draw a perfect circle today!
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Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?
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One time this man approached me in a bar talking in Spanish. So I assumed he was Spanish and we started speaking, we had a whole ass conversation and at some point he was like. So what part of Spain are you from? And I said well I’m Italian actually. What part of Spain are you from? And he was like. I’m Greek.
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I’ve been staring at this gif for ages and it’s so funny.
Maul is just showing off and does this completely unnecessary jump to back away, doesn’t bother to use the Force to open the doors but throws something at the controls.
AND FUCKING OBI-WAN KENOBI CASUALLY WALKS UP TO HIM, SWINGING HIS LIGHTSABER LIKE “YEAH I’M GONNA FUCK YOU UP BITCH”
The longer I look at it the funnier it gets. He’s just not impressed at all lmao
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when she says she doesn’t send nudes
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I like how the one dude had to sit down twice he was so overwhelmed
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Bombing kids is not self defense
Bombing kids is not self defense
Bombing kids is not self defense
Bombing kids is not self defense
Bombing kids is not self defense
Bombing kids is not self defense
Bombing kids is not self defense
Bombing kids is not self defense
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the Cruel Prince blushing
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don't be fooled by the facade, Orion Hong is actually a complete loser!
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Disturbingly a shoplifter today cut the nipple off this novelty boob ball. That’s what he took. The nipple.
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finding out there's a frankenstein ballet and that it was in october of last year…DEVASTATING
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look at this. look at these. im foaming at the mouth
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Booster Gold #12
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My favourite part of Immortal Longings discourse is witnessing people getting confused and angry when they slowly realise that Calla is not the revolutionary girlboss TM they thought she was and then call the book bad for it
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man. the star wars sequel trilogy could have been so good if they hadn't fucked it up
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They just discovered a new kind of organism that isn't a virus or bacterium
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