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doorhanginoffthehinges · 29 minutes
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Someone: Who’s your favourite Percy Jackson character?
Me: Obviously it’s Annabeth Chase
Someone: that’s such a basic answer.
Me: alright you want the real answer? The prophetic arrow in Trials of Apollo that only Lester can hear and only speaks Shakespeare. Look it up. That’s my favourite character.
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doorhanginoffthehinges · 30 minutes
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he’s looking at andrew 🫶🏽
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doorhanginoffthehinges · 30 minutes
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in the roofed top. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. the leash you put on yourself when you told me to stay no matter what. yeah, I was smart enough to pick up the other end.
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doorhanginoffthehinges · 31 minutes
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thinking of mary hatford. her circumstances not being so different from jean moreau's when she was handed over to the property of the devil. her survival every single day till the birth of her son. what did she endure during pregnancy? why did she decide to keep him? was her first look at neil with hope or fear?
thinking of mary hatford when she saw neil walk for the first time. did she clap for him? open her arms to let him fall into them with a giggle? and when the butcher made her son bleed did she remember to kiss the bandages? did she ruffle his hair and tell him to be careful of what he said and did?
neil said mom first because no one ever asked him to say dad (he still doesn't know how to)
thinking of neil's first time holding an exy racket. did she snap a picture long lost along their time on the run? did it make her happy that he could play alongside the son of exy? did she believe he could be better because neil was her son?
he was a messy kid. looked too much like his father, but mary had made sure he didn't share all the qualities of a wesninski. still, she feared.
how violent was the heartbreak when she found out her flame of auburn hair would be taken away?
how fast was her movement when she stole nathan's money and ran? did she tell neil they were leaving for the sake of a better life?
in his best moments now, does he still believe her?
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in spirit i am a 7th grade boy
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Things that work in fiction but not real life
torture getting reliable information out of people
knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
calling the police to deescalate a situation
rafting your way off a desert island
correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
heterosexual cowboy
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Regulus is so real bc if I met some beef cake with a heart of gold I too would autism myself into his pants
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*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way
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Everytime i see a fanart of Neil and im just screaming in my head like.
Where are his scars??? Mutilate him!!! I don’t want to see an inch of skin without scars on him! He looks horrifying and thats the beauty of him.
Anyway it makes me mad. Dont be afraid of scarring him.
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Andrew and Neil are two opposite ends of the same spectrum.
Andrew was subjected to every piece of institutional violence the system had to offer. Foster care abuse. Juvie. Misprescribed drugs. Abuse at a rehab institute meant to help him.
And Neil existed completely outside that system, but he wasn't free from abuse. The mafia, fake names and the worst parts and consequences of living off the radar.
It would not have been better in either situation. 'Normal' solutions were never kind to Andrew, and all of Neil's criminal off the books lifestyle was awful.
I imagine growing up both of them thought about if their lives were different, and they are proof to each other that it would not have been better.
It rules out the what ifs and helps them move forward in the aftermath.
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Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).
I will draw a picture of the horse we make!
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neil after his plan to go unnoticed failed from unknown reasons: no offense to myself but what the fuck am i actually doing
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me and it’s just me pointing at my AFTG books
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Monsters pregame:
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