i don’t believe waterboarding would work on me. my brain would know I’m not really drowning. i would have no physiological response

Do this many people listen to coldplay?

i can't BREATHE

you were saying

a social experiment where men get handed taylor swift lyrics but being told it's poetry from a unknowm male poet

i love the women here who only post when they want to complain about something or spread hate whenever i see their bitter text posts on the dashboard i feel so happy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOST INFLUENTIAL ALBUM OF THE MODERN AGE

what the fuck

Imagine my shock as a neurodivergent teen when I first realized that using large vocabulary and eloquent speech doesn't make you less likely to be misinterpreted, rather it adds an entirely new layer of misinterpretation I had never even realized existed in the form of people thinking you're being snobbish or condescending when you're just trying to be specific

ppl making fun of harbingers for being very normalcore non-losers. girl I know iss joke but they are literally named fools. they're meow meows on a payroll, being pathethic and insane is in their job description. aside from dottore he is just plain fucked up.

Biden better plant some votes if he wants that election bc I don’t see it for that hoe at all….. he better go to them Illuminati meetings and pop some pussy otherwise it’s curtains for grandpa

of course he cooks the children. what did you think kinder chocolate is made of

ok ill be over in a minny (new way of saying minute)