The face of a man who poisoned the Brighton water supply
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it’s official!! I’m moving to @angelfriez :D ty for sticking with me through this mess of a blog <33
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Bon Voyage
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i really REALLY hope that a war over the permits and monopolies breaks out mid season. you can't give the hermits the ability to trade their sole ownership of a product and NOT expect them to go full capitalist mode (except joe hills). think about it. it's gonna be glorious. they're gonna tear each other apart and it'll be SO FUNNY
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list of things that we know about the hermits that we absolutely should not know about but they've publicly told us anyway:
doc can fit around 20cm in his ass
Ren lost his virginity at 18 and kept the underwear (apparently they're completely destroyed but he still owns them)
ethos setup
feel free to add to this list
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shelby’s recent statement on twitter
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Has Michael officially adopted helpy yet?
I mean, Helpy was basically made FOR Michael! So he's always been Mike's official baby, whether the guy likes it or not haha. Unfortunately pandas are very very stupid though so it's essentially perma-toddlerhood parenting job for Michael. (Helpy REALLY wants to eat walls.) So, it's a pretty hands on type of job..
Michael has to keep an eye on Helpy + carry him around at all times.
The only time Michael gets a break from the busy and bustling life of parenthood is when they're doing paperwork + handling legal junk. Helpy is, for some reason, very knowledgeable on those things.
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if you’re still doing art recs, could you draw ex with any flowers you want them to have ::3
Not perfect but fun :) there's a lot of color depth from mixing colored pencils and marker that's lost when not in person unfortunately
Image 1: [I.D. A picture of a traditional drawing of evil xisuma in full color, from the shoulders up, holding a bouquet of assorted colorful flowers up to their face. There's a partial halo on the left, and on the page is a pencil, a black pen, and white gel pen. The surface below the sketchbook is grey. END ID.]
Image 2: [I.D. A picture of the same traditional drawing but more up close and cropped so the full drawing is in frame but nothing else. END I.D.]
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first sunny day
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last sunny day
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messing around with colors with imp and skizz
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things that do not cause abuse:
-being male
-being a man
-being a straight white man specifically
-being mentally ill
-being an ontologically evil person who can never not be evil and who everyone should have known was evil the whole time
things that cause abuse:
-repeated refusal to respect other peoples' boundaries, needs, and trust
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mumbo of the jumbo variety
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What do you mean he was supposed to have a ferret friend ☹️
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i am so normal about sparrow (lie)
textless ver for all your desktop background needs <33
this literally ruined me so bad im bouncing off walls and sobbing swimming pools
"They leave such fantastical impressions on the world as they pass through it, each telling their own story and each as unique as the last."
"No time like the present."
"Being true to who I really am is perhaps the most wonderful thing I can do."
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