Oblivious Sentences, Vol. 3

(Sentences for characters that have a habit of missing the obvious. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"You hide behind your intelligence."

"Are you being intentionally thick?"

"You never could read people, could you?"

"How bad can it be?"

"Even if real human contact is something you don’t have, or even want or need, you should at least be able to see it in other people."

"There are many aspects of human irrationality I do not yet comprehend."

"How do you know you didn't miss something important?"

"Are you saying you want to date me?"

"What people say and do doesn't always make sense."

"You're really not good at reading people, are you?"

"I don't know how to make people like me."

"Is that rhetorical?"

"Forgive me, these things sometimes slip my mind. It won't happen again."

"This actually makes sense to you?"

"Is this some clever practical joke that I'm not aware of?"

"Is that what they say about me now? Paranoid?"

"I've got to warn you, he's lacking in some of the social niceties."

"Are you making fun of me?"

"You really don't know, do you?"

"I'm supposed to show you sympathy?"

"Just because you can't see what's going on doesn't mean no one else can!"

"Am I behaving incorrectly?"

"Was that funny? I never know when I'm being funny."

"I can lie, I'm just not all that good at it."

"I've been out of circulation so long, I've completely forgotten social niceties."

"You know, when you're interested in something and nobody else is, the polite thing is to keep it to yourself."

"I'm trying to make people like me. I want them to like me."

"Your not knowing the reason doesn't mean there isn't one."

"I don't quite understand what's happening here."

"If you look the way you do, and you say what you said, you have to be aware of the effect that it’ll have on men."

"How is it, for a man surrounded by women, that you know so little about us?"

"You're much better at this sort of thing than I am."

"Did I do something to anger him?"

"I know you were trying to help, but there are some people who might not see it that way."

"Sometimes I forget that you have such capacity for pure innocence in your life."

"Is that what we are? Friends?"

"Do you know why people are nice to other people?"

"Is there some significance to this action?"

"It's frustrating not to understand something so fundamental."

"Did I say anything stupid?"

"I've been trying very hard recently to get more in touch with my feelings."

"But how does this even make sense?"

"You're really not good with nuance, are you?"

"I thought you didn't have a sense of humour?"

Send 👻 for a starter where my muse is a ghost and your muse is a ghost hunter trying to communicate with them. Add + Reverse to switch the roles!

Send 🌑 to crawl into bed with my muse

a comprehensive list of scenarios

feel free to combine multiple prompts or add  “ + reverse ”  to switch roles !   for reference, the one sending in the prompt is the one committing the action.

1.  GUEST :  for one muse to offer the other a place to stay. 2.  STORM :  for both muses to find shelter from a severe storm. 3.  MEDIC :  for one muse to show up at the other’s doorstep injured. 4.  SURPRISE :  for one muse to come home and find the other already inside. 5.  TRIP :  for both muses to road trip or travel together. 6.  BABYSIT :  for one muse to help the other home while they’re drunk. 7.  INSOMNIA :  for one muse to find the other still awake at 3am. 8.  AMBUSH :  for both characters to come under attack by the same enemy. 9.  DANCE :  for one muse to ask the other to dance at a party. 10.  STRANDED :  for one muse to help the other who’s stranded on the road. 11.  SERVICE :  for one muse to cover the cost of something for the other. 12.  SAFEGUARD :  for one muse to save the other from being hit by a vehicle or from some other life-threatening event. 13.  DAZE :  for one muse to wake somewhere and find the other hovering over them. 14.  STOWAWAY :  for one muse to find the other hiding on the same ship. 15.  TAXI :  for both muses to share the same taxi ride. 16.  MAKEOVER :  for one muse to help the other with a new outfit or hairstyle. 17.  LIFEGUARD :  for one muse to rescue the other from drowning. 18.  DISASTER :  for both muses to work together to escape a fire, flood, or other disaster. 19.  TRANSIT :  for one muse to sit next to the other on a public transport. 20.  SPRAIN :  for one muse to carry the other after spraining their ankle. 21.  EMPLOY :  for one muse to be hired as the other’s bodyguard, tutor, assistant, etc. 22.  QUEST :  for one muse to help the other with a task in exchange for compensation. 23.  SOOTHE :  for one muse to calm the other during a panic attack. 24.  RECOVER :  for one muse to return the other’s lost belonging. 25.  UMBRELLA :  for one muse to share their umbrella with the other on a rainy day. 26.  HEAL :  for one muse to nurse the other back to health from a sickness or injury. 27.  NIGHTMARE :  for one muse to comfort the other after a nightmare. 28.  REUNION :  for one muse to run into the other again after a long time. 29.  PRIZE :  for one muse to win the other a prize at a carnival. 30.  NUDE :  for one muse to walk in on the other while they’re changing. 31.  BED :  for both muses to wake in the same bed, naked or fully clothed. 32.  TRAIL :  for one muse to notice the other has been following them. 33.  EVADE :  for one muse to pull the other into an alleyway to escape their pursuer. 34.  THIEF :  for one muse to confront the other after having something stolen by them. 35.  CAUGHT :  for one muse to walk in on the other singing / dancing. 36.  FESTIVE :  for both muses to decorate for a special occasion. 37.  PRESENT :  for one muse to give the other a  (birthday)  gift. 38.  WEARY :  for one muse to wake up after falling asleep on the other. 39.  CAPTIVE :  for one muse to hold the other against their will. 40.  SNAP :  for one muse to yell at or push the other out of frustration. 41.  SLEEPOVER :  for one muse to stay the night at the other’s place. 42.  TRESPASS :  for one muse to trespass on the other’s property. 43.  BREAK-IN :  for one muse to discover the other robbing their place. 44.  MERCY :  for both muses to come across an injured animal. 45.  UNKNOWN :  for both muses to wake and find themselves in a strange place. 46.  ACCOMPLICE :  for one muse to assist the other at the scene of a crime. 47.  ASTRAY :  for both muses to take a detour and lose their way. 48.  RELAX :  for both muses to share a hot tub or hot spring. 49.  MUSE :  for one muse to model for the other’s art project. 50.  ACCOMPANY :  for one muse to give the other an extra ticket to an event. 51.  SALVAGE :  for one muse to retrieve the other’s belongings from a thief. 52.  MEAL :  for both muses to prepare and share a meal together. 53.  CEMETERY :  for one muse to find the other at a gravestone. 54.  REFUGE :  for one muse to shelter the other from enemies. 55.  ARRANGED :  for both muses to date or marry out of convenience. 56.  FAVOR :  for one muse to owe the other a favor. 57.  VACATION :  for both muses to book the same hotel on vacation. 58.  DEFEND :  for one muse to save the other from one or multiple assailants. 59.  CATCH :  for one muse to return the other’s pet that escaped. 60.  RESTRICTED :  for both muses to sneak into someplace they’re not supposed to be.

A selection of memes inspired by various horror movies. The basic premise has been used so everyone can have fun elaborating or coming up with their own ideas for each plot! But if you recognise the movie, you're free to follow the rules of that universe if you wish :)

Our muses are being hunted by an ancient creature while travelling country roads. But they don't know which one of them it wants.

Our muses break down during a road trip and find themselves taking shelter in a strange little village off the beaten track. There are dark secrets hidden here.

Our muses have been trapped in a room together. They've been told that only one of them can leave alive and they must choose who will die.

Our muses have been dumped in the wilderness and are being hunted by extraterrestrials for sport.

One of our muses is a mysterious entity thought to be an urban legend. The other is researching them. They inevitably cross paths.

Our muses are in a desert town, threatened by massive creatures that travel underground and hunt by vibrations.

Our muses were enjoying a cruise until the ship is attacked by some kind of monster. Water is slowly taking hold, but with danger inside and out, there's nowhere to go.

One muse has been kidnapped by a cult, held for ransom on a remote island. The other must infiltrate the island and rescue them.

Our muses come face to face with mysterious doppelgangers that want them dead.

One muse has become trapped in a spirit realm. The other must travel there to bring them back before their physical body is possessed by a demon.

Our muses are trying to survive in a world overrun by violent creatures that hunt by sound.

Our muses are trapped on the last train home, broken down in the middle of nowhere. And something is stalking around outside trying to get in.

Send 👐 for my muse's reaction to yours squishing their face!

Alternatively, send 👐 + 🔄 for my muse to squish yours!

Post Coital Prompts 😏😌 Vol 2!

(Saw somebody mention how they needed more memes like this and I'm here to provide!)

A meme list for those who prefer a fade to black and want to continue after the action! Send the corresponding emoji for a starter where:

💍 Our muses are enjoying their wedding night.

🤫 Sender snuck into bed very late and apologised to Reciever with sex.

😮‍💨 Our muses just 'celebrated' escaping / surviving a dangerous situation.

💦 Our muses were showering / bathing together to save time and one thing led to another.

😚 Our muses didn't make it to their fancy dinner reservation because Sender thought Reciever looked too good to resist.

🍆 Sender was helping Reciever cook a meal but they got a little distracted.

☀️ A play fight (and more) happened after Sender refused to let Reciever get out of bed.

🚘 Our muses decided to hop in the backseat of the car.

🌜Sender comforted Reciever after a nightmare with the best distraction they know.

✈️ Sender welcomed Reciever home after they've been away.

😏 Sender 'comforted' Reciever after they got too scared during a movie.

😈 Sender convinced Reciever to call in sick to work so they could stay in bed.

📏 Our muses snuck into an empty classroom at their high school reunion.

👼 Our muses are trying for a baby.

Feel free to reverse these if you like!

send me   ‘ protec, attac ‘    for my muse’s reaction to yours knocking out someone who was threatening mine. 

Doctor Who — Listen  {Sentence Starters}

“They can’t harm you.“

“I need you… for a thing.”

“Okay, now don’t get distracted.“

“Why are you awake? Are you scared?“

“We probably shouldn’t talk about work.“

“I wasn’t making assumptions about you.”

“You don’t actually believe all this, do you?“

“How long have you been travelling alone?“

“You can do it, then? You can get me home?“

“We are safe? Nothing can get in here, right?”

“Just lie back, again. Just lie back on the bed.“

“Because I am not going to leave you in danger!“

“And all the way up here, you’re up here all alone.“

“Please, don’t make me spend another night here.“

“What was out there? What were you so afraid of?“

“Oh, the human race. You’re never happy, are you?”

“Do you think that there’s something underneath it?“ 

“Not the hugging. No, no, no. I’m against the hugging.“

“No, no. Don’t you dare. No, don’t. Don’t. Just ignore it.“

“If all you want to do is stay hidden, it’s okay. Just leave.“

“Yeah, well, do you know what I’m making now? An exit.”

“Sometimes people like you get the wrong end of the stick.“

“Make a promise. A promise you’re never going to look at it.“

“You’re always going to be afraid, even if you learn to hide it.“

“Have you seen the size of human brains? They’re hilarious.“

“It could be with us every second and we would never know.“

“Evolution perfects survival skills. There are perfect hunters.”

“Really? Well, that’s a few years of my life I’ll be needing back.“

“Question. Why do we talk out loud when we know we’re alone?“

“Also, I mouth off when I’m nervous and I’ve got a mouth on me.“

“You’ll be safe in here. Nothing gets through those doors, I promise.“

“Yes, you know sometimes when you talk to yourself, what if you’re not?“

“Nobody’s safe, especially not at night in the dark, Anything can get you.“

“It was a disaster and I am extremely upset about it, since you didn’t ask.“

“Bit early, aren’t you? Did it all go wrong, or is this good by your standards?“

“What’s wrong with scared? Scared is a superpower… It’s your superpower.“

“I think everybody, at some point in their lives, has the exact same nightmare.“

“It will all be okay if you just lie down and go to sleep. Just do that for me. Just sleep.“

“Then do something for me… tell me the truth, because I know when people are lying to me.”

“Because, if you’re very wise and very strong, fear doesn’t have to make you cruel or cowardly.“

A collection of ask memes for various Hogwarts Student scenarios.

General

"That potion is all wrong."

"Get your wand out of my face."

"We need to get you to the hospital wing!"

"Why can't they do the sorting after dinner? I'm starving!"

"Is that your familiar?"

"Typical 'insert House name' ."

"Professor Trelawney said I was going to die!"

"Do you want to study by the lake?"

Quidditch

"What position are you going for?"

"I made the team!"

"Are you okay? That bludger nearly took your head off!"

"Who taught you to use a broom?"

"Are you coming to watch me play?"

"I'm not looking forward to this match- it's pouring out there."

"Nice catch!"

"Hey, watch where you're flying!"

Triwizard Cup

"Are you putting your name in?"

"Will you go to the Yule Ball with me?"

"Did you get a date yet?"

"You look...amazing."

"Do you want to dance?"

"Should we step out for a minute?"

"I wish I could transfer to Durmstrang."

"I wish I could transfer to Beauxbatons."

Hogsmeade

"Fancy a butterbeer?"

"They say the Shrieking Shack is haunted...we should check it out."

"It's bloody freezing!"

"Woah, looks like you bought the whole of Honeydukes!"

"I heard you fancy Madam Rosmerta."

"What do you mean you're not going?"

Dumbledore's Army

"Stupefy!"

"I'll never get the hang of this spell."

"That was amazing!"

"Watch it, you nearly put me in the fireplace!"

"I'm...struggling to think of a happy enough memory for the patronus charm."

"Do you think Dumbledore actually knows we're doing this?"

"We should get a Boggart in here, you know, for next level stuff."

A mixture of prompts suitable for both romantic and platonic interactions! Send + REVERSE to flip which muse is performing the action.

Send 😌 for RECEIVER to wrap their arms around SENDER from behind.

Send 🥰 for RECEIVER to rest a hand on SENDER’S knee while they read or watch TV

Send 🖐 for RECEIVER to place their hand on SENDER’S back or hip as they pass by.

Send 🤭 for RECEIVER to playfully pat SENDER’S butt as they pass by.

Send 💛 for RECEIVER to brush their fingers underneath SENDER’S jaw.

Send ☺️ for RECEIVER to play with SENDER’S hair.

Send 😊 for RECEIVER to rest their head on SENDER’S shoulder while they walk arm in arm.

Send 🧡 for RECEIVER to greet SENDER with a warm hug.

Send 🧤 for RECEIVER to casually take SENDER’S hand in a public place.

Send🌡for RECEIVER and SENDER to share a blanket.

Send 🍽 for RECEIVER and SENDER to do the dishes together.

Send 📙 for RECEIVER to read to SENDER.

Send⚘️ for RECEIVER to present SENDER with flowers.

Send ☕️for RECEIVER to wake SENDER with a cup of coffee or tea.

Send💓 for RECEIVER to present SENDER with a surprise gift.

Send 😴 for RECEIVER to place a blanket over a sleepy SENDER.

Stargate: Atlantis — The Storm / The Eye  {Sentence Starters}

“Yes. Theoretically.”

“This must end. Now.”

“It isn’t worth dying for.”

“What kind of plan is that?”

“I didn’t say you could talk.”

“I. Am. Going. To. Kill. You.”

“Your arrogance is astounding.”

“I think it’s best if we wait it out.”

“Okay, I get the point, we’ll wait.”

“No… he’d kill them to punish me.”

“Ah, I should’ve seen this coming.”

“We plan to… have a plan by then.”

“Are you telling me to shut up, again?”

“I will shoot you if you don’t let her go.”

“Are you okay? —- You will be, c’mon!”

“Always open to constructive criticism.”

“Did he just say  ‘ weather forecasting’?”

“Just so we’re clear, I know you’re lying.”

“These men could’ve been overpowered…”

“Yes, you can, you can be way too careful.”

“They’ve gotta be able to handle that, right?”

“You’re extremely optimistic, you know that?”

“I’m a bloody medical doctor, not a magician!”

“I’m the one you’re gonna blame if it’s wrong!”

“It’s a brisk walk away. And by walk I mean run.”

“Yeah, well, do what you can to speed things up.”

“From what I understand, I’m being held hostage.”

“Shhh, he can probably hear your stupid questions.”

“You lost all of what little credibility you had with me.”

“Finally at the point where I don’t mind the taste of it.”

“You know, you’re not pleasant when you get like this.”

“I tried to keep my mouth shut, I tried, I just couldn’t — “

“Trust me, I’m not that brave! I would help you if I could!”

“Things can be replaced and homes rebuilt, people can’t.”

“Take a look outside, hotshot, we’re not flying through that.”

“I will try, but despite what you all may think, I’m not Superman.”

“Keep your mouth shut. Only shoot at what I tell you to shoot at.”

“We will not have a chance to change our minds if we are wrong…”

“You’re in no position to tell me what is reasonable and what is not.”

“Just get your ass back here as soon as you can. I could use some back-up.”

“You kill either one of us and you don’t get what you want! That’s how important we are!”

“No, I’m a terrible bluffer, I’ve lost small fortunes at poker! My eye twitches, I laugh at inappropriate moments, it’s not pretty!”

“I don’t know if you’ve noticed or not, but I am an extremely arrogant man who tends to think ALL of his plans are going to work!”

"That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me."

"(muse name), get a sample of this!"

"I'm always serious."

"She's telling the truth. At least she thinks she is."

"I blame myself."

"There's something very important I forgot to tell you."

"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."

"It's in there."

"I don't think he's human."

"What sign are you waiting for?"

"I think that would be extraordinarily dangerous."

"Your mother!"

"Something terrible is about to enter our world and this building is obviously the door."

"(muse name), this looks extraordinarily bad."

"I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought."

"There's definitely a very slim chance that we'll survive."

"I feel like the floor of a taxi cab."

"We'd like to get a sample of your brain tissue."

"Did anyone else see this happen?"

"I think they're more interested in my epididymus."

"My parents didn't believe in toys."

"We had part of a slinky. But I straightened it."

"Somebody has to go down there."

"Very good, (muse name). Short but...pointless.

"We need to talk."

"We should get a deeper look."

"What the hell is that?"

"Something's trying to stop us, we must be close."

"Stop! Stop! Get your clothes off!"

"You're wasting valuable time."

"We need something everybody in this town can get behind, we need....a symbol."

"Uh oh."

"(muse name), can you move?

"He's weakening!"

"(muse name)? We'd like to shoot the monster, could you move please?"

"You had a violent, prolonged transformative psychic episode."

taylor swift : reputation album ... sentence starters

"Are you ready for it?"

"No one has to know."

"Call it what you want to."

"I wanna be your end game."

"Is it cool that I said all that?"

"I don't like your little games."

"I'm just gonna call you mine."

"Now all he thinks about is me."

"For you, I would cross the line."

"I let them think they saved me."

"My castle crumbled overnight."

"I'm doing better than I ever was."

"Look what you just made me do."

"But, darling, it's going to be okay."

"Gold cage, hostage to my feelings."

"All my flowers grew back as thorns."

"You should take it as a compliment."

"Touch me and you'll never be alone."

"You and me, we got big reputations."

"Reputation precedes me, in rumors."

"But what can I say? You're gorgeous."

"I don't wanna be just another ex-love."

"Don't blame me, love made me crazy."

"Stay here, honey, I don't wanna share."

"Oh, damn, never seen that color blue."

"They say, 'She's gone too far this time!'"

"I'm yours to keep and I'm yours to lose."

"You've ruined my life by not being mine."

"They fade to nothing when I look at him."

"Say my name and everything just stops."

"Just think of the fun things we could do."

"I never trust a playboy, but they love me."

"Maybe I got mine, but you'll all get yours."

"So why'd you have to rain on my parade?"

"The taste of your lips is my idea of luxury."

"I'm one call away whenever you need me."

"If a man talks shit, then I owe him nothing."

"Do the girls back home touch you like I do?"

"I don't trust nobody and nobody trusts me."

"But if he's a ghost, then I can be a phantom."

"It was the best of times, the worst of crimes."

"Knew he was a killer first time that I saw him."

"This is why we can't have nice things, darling."

"I once was poison ivy, but now, I'm your daisy."

"Only bought this dress so you could take it off."

"You're so cool, it makes me hate you so much."

"I'm a mess, but I'm the mess that you wanted."

"The truth is, it’s easier to ignore it, believe me."

"And there are no rules when you show up here."

"I made up my mind, I'm better off being alone."

"If life gets too good now, darling, it scares you."

"Even in my worst lies, you saw the truth in me."

"I don't regret it one bit 'cause he had it coming."

"Every love I've known in comparison is a failure."

"'Cause for every lie I tell them, they tell me three."

"I'm so furious at you for making me feel this way."

"Honey, I rose up from the dead, I do it all the time."

"Younger than my exes, but he acts like such a man."

"He really knows me. Which is more than they can say."

"They're burning all the witches, even if you aren't one."

"And therein lies the issue, friends don't try to trick you."

"You know I'm not a bad girl, but I do bad things with you."

"Wondered how many girls he had loved and left haunted."

"Some boys are trying too hard, he don't try at all, though."

"Your love is a secret I'm hoping, dreaming, dying to keep."

"They say I did something bad. Then why's it feel so good?"

"I don't like your perfect crime, how you laugh when you lie."

"Is it too soon to do this yet? 'Cause I know that it's delicate."

"Did you think I wouldn't hear all the things you said about me?"

"My reputation's never been worse, so you must like me for me."

"They got their pitchforks and proof, their receipts and reasons."

"This is how the world works: you gotta leave before you get left."

"I've made mistakes and made some choices, that's hard to deny."

"You asked me for a place to sleep, locked me out, and threw a feast."

"You promise people the world, because that's what they want from you."

"We can't make any promises now, can we, babe? But you can make me a drink."

"In the middle of the night, in my dreams, you should see the things we do, baby."

"Please, don't ever become a stranger whose laugh I could recognize anywhere."

"And all at once, you're all I want, I'll never let you go… King of my heart, body and soul."

"I'm sorry, the old (name) can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, 'cause she's dead!"

"I'll be there if you’re the toast of the town, babe. Or if you strike out and you’re crawling home."

"There I was, giving you a second chance. But you stabbed me in the back while shaking my hand."

"I've been breaking hearts a long time and toying with them older guys. Just playthings for me to use."

"And I know I make the same mistakes every time. Bridges burn, I never learn... at least I did one thing right."

taylor swift : folklore album … sentence starters 

“Baby, kiss it better.”

“Your dad is always mad.”

“But it would’ve been fun.”

“In my defense, I have none.”

“You didn’t even hear me out.”

“'Cause you were never mine.”

“So who am I offending, now?“

“Darling, this was just as hard.”

“Were there clues I didn’t see?“

“Chase two girls, lose the one.”

“You didn’t even see the signs.”

“Are there still beautiful things?“

“I’m not your problem anymore.”

“I knew you’d come back to me.”

“Those eyes add insult to injury.”

“Will it patch your broken wings?“

“I have a lot of regrets about that.”

“You turned into your worst fears.”

“You drew stars around my scars.”

“No, I could never give you peace.”

“But what you did was just as dark.”

“Make sure nobody sees you leave.”

“I hit the ground running each night.”

“Would you tell me to go fuck myself?”

“I think you should come live with me.”

“I knew you’d haunt all of my what-ifs.”

“I’m doing good, I’m on some new shit.”

“They strike to kill, and you know I will.”

“I’ve been having a hard time adjusting.”

“'Cause I loved you, I swear Ioved you.”

“I have this dream you’re doing cool shit.”

“I didn't know if you’d care if I came back.”

“I knew I’d curse you for the longest time.”

“And when I break, it's in a million pieces.”

“I didn’t have it in myself to go with grace.”

“I had a marvelous time ruining everything.”

“I never had the courage of my convictions.”

“Would you have me? Would you want me?“

“I’d give you my sunshine, give you my best.”

“But we were something, don’t you think so?“

“And some things you just can’t speak about.”

“I knew you’d miss me once the thrill expired.”

“I used to think I would meet somebody there.”

“If you kiss me, will it be just like I dreamed it?“

“I’ll show you every version of yourself tonight.”

“She had a marvelous time ruining everything.”

“There is no amount of crying I can do for you.”

“Your faithless love’s the only hoax I believe in.”

“When you say I seem angry, I get more angry.”

“It must have been her fault his heart gave out.”

“And if I’m on fire, you'll be made of ashes, too.”

“The only thing I wanna do is make it up to you.”

“All this time, I never learned to read your mind.”

“I just wanted you to know that this is me trying.”

“Hell was the journey, but it brought me heaven.”

“You had to kill me, but it killed you just the same.”

“And if I’m dead to you, why are you at the wake?“

“And if you never bleed, you’re never gonna grow.”

“And if my wishes came true, it would’ve been you.”

“Look at this godforsaken mess that you made me.”

“I’m still trying everything to get you laughing at me.”

“I thought I saw you at the bus stop, I didn’t, though.”

“Would it be enough if I could never give you peace?“

“And if you wanted me, you really should’ve showed.”

“Stood on the cliffside screaming, ‘Give me a reason’.”

“When you are young, they assume you know nothing.”

“The worst thing that I ever did… was what I did to you.”

“Who knows, if I never showed up, what could’ve been.”

“You knew you won, so what’s the point of keeping score?“

“There goes the maddest woman this town has ever seen.”

“It’s hard to be anywhere these days when all I want is you.”

“Even on my worst day, did I deserve all the hell you gave me?”

“And I’ve been meaning to tell you, I think your house is haunted.”

“And I can go anywhere I want… anywhere I want, just not home.”

“And it took you five whole minutes to pack us up and leave me with it.”

“It’s obvious that wanting me dead has really brought you two together.”

“All these people think love’s for show, but I would die for you in secret.”

“And you know damn well, for you, I would ruin myself a million little times.”

“Just one single glimpse of relief to make some sense of what you’ve seen.”

“You knew it still hurts underneath my scars, from when they pulled me apart.”

“And isn’t it just so pretty to think all along there was some invisible string tying you to me?”

“When I felt like I was an old cardigan under someone’s bed, you put me on and said I was your favorite.”

I hate getting old.

You made good time getting here.

I’d prefer a less provocative title.

Believe it!

Am I late?

Scotch, anyone?

Please, help yourself.

Don’t let it ruin your make up.

I walk a different path.

What are you?

I’m complicated.

Don’t be such an alarmist, (muse name).

My hips are none of your business.

That was naughty.

If you can’t do it with one bullet, don’t do it at all.

You scratched me!

He’s afraid.

You stink of fear!

Its sorrow is as sweet to me as a rare wine.

I’m a useful kind of guy.

You’re sweet. And you’re young. Neither are traits that I hold in high regard.

He’s not the one I’m worried about.

I want you dressed at all times, or it’s my boot up your arse!

Would you like to learn how to shoot?

I’m not much of a drinker.

We don’t want blood everywhere, do we?

Look, but don’t touch. That’s your way.

Your talk is all well and good sir, but your own past is far from laudable!

Let me out.

God, I feared the worst.

How can we outrun this?

Keep your eyes on the bloody road!

Remember, you’re the target!

He’ll live to fight another day.

I set my wolf among you sheep.

Let’s not make a saint out of a sinner.

Do we get to blow something up, then?

You broke my heart once.

You spoke once of facing your demons.

This is a charming spot. Does Jack the Ripper live here?

Do I distract you?

A collection of ask memes for various Hogwarts Student scenarios.

General

"That potion is all wrong."

"Get your wand out of my face."

"We need to get you to the hospital wing!"

"Why can't they do the sorting after dinner? I'm starving!"

"Is that your familiar?"

"Typical 'insert House name' ."

"Professor Trelawney said I was going to die!"

"Do you want to study by the lake?"

Quidditch

"What position are you going for?"

"I made the team!"

"Are you okay? That bludger nearly took your head off!"

"Who taught you to use a broom?"

"Are you coming to watch me play?"

"I'm not looking forward to this match- it's pouring out there."

"Nice catch!"

"Hey, watch where you're flying!"

Triwizard Cup

"Are you putting your name in?"

"Will you go to the Yule Ball with me?"

"Did you get a date yet?"

"You look...amazing."

"Do you want to dance?"

"Should we step out for a minute?"

"I wish I could transfer to Durmstrang."

"I wish I could transfer to Beauxbatons."

Hogsmeade

"Fancy a butterbeer?"

"They say the Shrieking Shack is haunted...we should check it out."

"It's bloody freezing!"

"Woah, looks like you bought the whole of Honeydukes!"

"I heard you fancy Madam Rosmerta."

"What do you mean you're not going?"

Dumbledore's Army

"Stupefy!"

"I'll never get the hang of this spell."

"That was amazing!"

"Watch it, you nearly put me in the fireplace!"

"I'm...struggling to think of a happy enough memory for the patronus charm."

"Do you think Dumbledore actually knows we're doing this?"

"We should get a Boggart in here, you know, for next level stuff."