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More quotes from my day as batfam incorrect quotes to amuse you lot:
Tim: So frankly I think you need to do some major self-evaluating.
Jason: Hm. Do you wanna see something cool?
Tim, just looking so done: Sure.
Jason:
Tim:
Jason:
Tim: Was it you not giving a fuck?
Jason: It was me not giving a fuck, yeah.
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Okay but the Batkids using Dad with Bruce when they know hes been having a rough day-
Bruce comes back from a JL meeting upset, not because something went wrong but because they aren't acting like a team, and Dick jumps into his arms and crawls over his shoulders and drapes himself across his back and is like “dad! You're home!” and suddenly bruce feels better
Or Bruce excuses himself from a Gala, pissed off because someone whispered his kids are just charity cases he uses to get publicity and Cass slips into the room through a vent and hugs hims from behind murmuring, “its okay daddy. We know the truth.”
~alternatively~
The batkids calling bruce dad when they've had a bad day because they have to make conscious effort to call him bruce and when they are just exhausted and done its too much effort to not call him dad-
Jason storms into the manor, pissed off after finding a woman who took drugs and killed herself and left her daughter alone, and slumps onto the couch. Bruce notices and comes over with a cup of tea and one of jasons favorite books, presses a kiss to his forehead and covers him with a blanket and jason murmurs a quiet “thanks dad” before relaxing with his book
Or Tim has spent four consecutive days in the Cave, only surviving off of coffee and spite and Bruce finally snaps, grabbing him in a blanket and burritoing him and carrying him to his room and spoon feeding him alfred food and Tim is so exhausted he just mutters “thanks dad.” before falling asleep
Or Steph is out on patrol and she slips and her foot lands poorly and she screams in pain, hitting the ground, but in just a few seconds Batman is at her side, wrapping it for her and helping her to stand and as she sags against him she lets out a slightly pained, “thanks dad.” as he helps her to the batmobile.
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Damian: Todd, Can I have a puppy
Jason: If you can find one you can have one
Damian: I now have enough respect for you to call you by your first name Jason, but don't tell Richard
Jason smiling under his mask even though he'd never admit to it: Don't worry I won't say shit
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I've read a bunch of fics, especially some crossovers, where Red Hood is or was on the FBI's most wanted list. A couple where he's on like the CIA's or Interpol's or something. But do you know what I'd find hilarious?
He's on absolutely none of them.
A big fanon thing, and sometimes canon (looking at you, No Man's Land), is that the federal government just kind of... doesn't get involved in Gotham? It's just left to it's own devices.
So combine that with both Gothamites-hate-outsiders and the idea that there are so many more/worse people to deal with than the crime boss who's somehow been bringing crime down, and, well. Sure, they have a file on the guy, but it's bare bones and nowhere near the top priority list.
Even funnier is if this is pre-reveal, so Batman doesn't know it's Jason that's running around taking over crime and whatever, he's just busy trying to find out who this guy who put a bunch of heads in a duffel bag is. He makes some small comment about it at some JL meeting and everyone is like, whomst?
Like sure, people outside of Gotham who do hear about Red Hood are horrified, but also it's... normal? Isn't that normal for Gotham? They all hear so many crazy stories coming out of Gotham that who knows what's exaggerated or not, but that's not even... that weird? Like, gory, sure, but... it's Gotham.
Just every outsider's views of Gotham being so skewed and/or biased that hardly anyone blinks an eye at some rising crime boss in the most crime-ridden city on the planet.
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dan and phil as reductress headlines 1/?
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"maybe their love language is horrible banter" daniel shut the fuck up
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Going to Phil's to do the Laundry
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This is still one of my favourite Tim's characterization
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tired of phannies and their acronyms wtf is a wdapteo pinof tatinof dapgo ii ywgttn wad dapg dapc
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I based this off of those late 70s early 80s comedy posters and the census taker illustration by Norman Rockwell, I’m quite the fan of Norman Rockwell
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Timkon is utterly ridiculous because what do you MEAN Tim tried to clone Kon 99 times out of grief after he died and they’re still platonic???
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laundry day
(pls click for better quality!)
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What Jason thinks happened with Tim becoming Robin after him.
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You know what, in honor of the fact that we're probably getting a canon identity reveal to cap off Tim Drake: Robin, here's a reclist of some of my favorite Timber identity reveals. No more speculation...soon we will know for certain. Hopefully.
a lightbulb moment (the timber identity reveal collection) by @cv-angels
Yes I do in fact recommend the entire series. The works are gold and I love all the various reimaginings of a single concept.
No More Hiding by @junkoandthediamonds
Includes minor Ghostbat. I enjoy the interplay between Tim's secrets being given even weight.
The Real Conspiracy by sajastar
I really like how the moment of realization is for Bernard. It's not one of the bigger things, it's small -- miniscule, even -- and yet impossible to miss.
Don't Freak Out by @batshit-birds
Despite all the blood, it's a fun & humorous read :]
Late June by Anonymous
A take on the classic body swap trope. Come for the Timber, stay for the friendships.
ever had a lightbulb moment? by @mendelnavi
I really enjoy the elaboration on Tim's various relationships and the casual queerness of everyone involved :]
heart like the sea, storms and tides and pearls by CassandrasDream
A fun fic that includes merfolk and a little bit of getting injured first.
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3 jokers au but dick and tim have both killed one of them after jasons death but told no one and then were horrified when HE CAME BACK.
jason comes back to life and kills the third one after realising bruce will never do it himself and theres no more joker and
dicks just like "how the fuck did it actually work for you"
jason "what"
tim "right like it didnt stick when i tried"
jason "WHAT"
dick and tim realising what theyve just said "wait i mean um"
you killed the joker? but i killed the joker?
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I think this one should be safe enough for tumblr, nsf-wish under cut
Bernard showing off what Tim did to him last night 👀
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This is an appreciation post for Bernard using a flashlight and hand puppets to make the bat signal.
Tim Drake: Robin #10
Look at him. It doesn't even really look like a bat. What a guy.
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