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dogwithhumanteeth · 12 hours
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when you're sick you're either a prince moder or a dog moder. prince moding is when you demand many little treats, drinks etc. i personally prefer to drag myself off to a secluded corner to either die or recover, aka dog moding
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dogwithhumanteeth · 12 hours
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suck him good n hard thru his platemail
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dogwithhumanteeth · 12 hours
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At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.
You must unlearn this.
You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.
If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.
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dogwithhumanteeth · 12 hours
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would die for a fresh hot corn on the cob rn
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collection of posts for a very specific dynamic
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dogwithhumanteeth · 12 hours
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doing butterfly knife shit to her penis
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dogwithhumanteeth · 12 hours
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when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again:
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People on this app will say shit like “be gay do crime!” And call themselves a “tranny genderfuck” and then clutch their pearls when a trans women calls herself a bi lesbian
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Everyone's all "i'll fuck your dad" until they realize that means they'd have to fuck someone over 40. and those people are weak.
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I’m gonna be honest I do not care if a trans boy teen is annoying and has horrible taste in music y’all are just mean.
I’d rather hang around with Karkat who listens to Cavetown than someone who is mean.
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dogwithhumanteeth · 5 days
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Touhou fans stay insane.
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dogwithhumanteeth · 8 days
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Can someone tell me where these feminine trans guys with massive tits who wear push-up bras and skimpy outfits that I keep seeing transphobes complain about are? I’d love to see massive tboy boobs.
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dogwithhumanteeth · 8 days
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the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays
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dogwithhumanteeth · 8 days
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Oh sunk-cost fallacy, we're really in it now. We are in fact so really in it that if we quit now then everything we did would have all been for nothing and so we have to keep going in
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dogwithhumanteeth · 8 days
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i'm like a stray dog in a lot of ways but i will not elaborate on that
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dogwithhumanteeth · 9 days
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Laika cigarettes, 1957, Russia
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