aaron sorkin may have committed many war crimes in his day but “if you were in an accident i wouldn’t stop for red lights” will forever be one of the greatest lines in television history and you can’t change my mind
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my yearly redraw of neil banging out the tunes! 🎶🐀
past years:
2022/2023
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life has been a little tricky lately but i hear they let the gay firefighters be gay on primetime television. so it can’t all be bad.
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I think we shouldn’t get wildfires or earthquakes on the northeast coast each region has their own natural disaster perils and we already have hurricanes and nor’easters and humidity to worry about so just like how I don’t think west coasters should get hurricanes I don’t think the northeast should get west coast problems
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what is the point of having fun older cousins if you don’t get invited to their wedding
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i’m sure this bridge news is gonna do totally normal things to my brain given the fact that i literally live on an island and need to go over a bridge if i would like to get to Anywhere Else™️
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shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode
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30 ROCK (2006 - 2011) I 6.09 - Leap Day
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opening the weather app. saying “oh lord” and closing it again
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So what are people's relationships to New York City like?
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tumblr? you mean my online and very public diary.
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i love being a woman… where the day starts with an awful pain in your side, and ends with you learning the word “mittelschmerz” womanhood really is always giving us learning opportunities! yay!
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watching the local cathedrals midnight mass on public access television just so we can make fun of the homily, so raised-catholic-but-not-anymore christmas is going well so far. hope you’re all rekindling your eucharistic amazement wherever you are in the world, whatever that even means✌️
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i am quite ill and i’m not being brave about it at all
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#1 spotify song is so boring what's ur #100
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have officially been allowed to work from home. for two months now and my top 3 things about it are (1) don’t have to commute for over an hour in the morning (2) don’t have to make lunch beforehand (3) can sing whatever songs pop into my head at any moment and the only one who looks at me funny is my dog
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