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Bilbo: (whenever he’s mildly inconvenienced) I’ll be the change I want to see in the world, but I’m going to be kind of shitty and passive aggressive about it.

Bilbo Baggins is the definition of overworked and underpaid-

SOMEONE APPRECIATE HIM PLS

I am re-reading the hobbit and saw this in my head when I read the sentence and just had to post it

Taylor swift ~ Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus

This post is me ranting about the mischaracterization of Bilbo Baggins. I was originally just going to laugh and poke fun at something someone said, but then I continued to write for seven minutes. Also, this is 100% my own opinion, please don't take it personally. Then again, if you disagree with me, you're wrong (this is a joke... kind of).

I just saw someone refer to Bilbo Baggins as sweet and kind-hearted. Now I'm not sure if they meant book or movie Bilbo, but I distinctly remember both being incredibly bitchy and petty. Don't get me wrong, Bilbo is undoubtedly a good person, a very good person. But of all the words I could use to describe Bilbo Baggins, sweet would be the very last.

There are moments where Bilbo shows a softer and sweeter side, particularly Thorin's death and moments with Frodo in lotr, but his natural state is old and bitchy.

Bilbo advocating for Thorin in Lake Town could also be sweet, but the word just feels to flowery. When I think of Bilbo, I think of his sharp tongue and prickly disposition. The word implies a specific kind of gentleness that I have rarely seen Bilbo express. Not that he is incapable of any gentleness, just not the kind I feel 'sweet' entails.

Hobbits are known for their gentleness, but Bilbo is known for stealing shit, telling good lies, making petty/underhanded comments, and being a lucky son-of-a-bitch.

Bilbo also fits in surprisingly well with Dwarves. I don't really know how to articulate my point here, but I feel like someone will get what I'm trying to say.

Now Frodo is someone I would describe a sweet. The beginning of the first lotr movie where Frodo goes to fetch Gandalf is incredibly sweet. Their banter is amusing and heartwarming and something I have a hard time imagining Bilbo being a part of. The way Frodo interacts with the fellowship is a lot softer and sweeter than Bilbo with the company as well. Could you imagine young Bilbo traveling around with Sam? Wholesome and doting Sam? Or God forbid Merry and Pippin, who are worse trouble makers than Fili and Kili. I know Bilbo likes the Elves, but I don't think he would put up Legolas. I also don't think Bilbo has a lot of patience for other Hobbits.

And that's another thing entirely. It's clear that Bilbo's Took blood influences the way other Hobbits see him, and I believe that his dislike for other Hobbits may be the product of their mistreatment towards him. Bilbo is very isolated, by choice or not. You'd think he'd at least have a close friend or relative, but I can't recall anyone right now. Except for maybe the Gamgees, but I can't remember for certain, so I don't want to make a definitive statement.

Anyway, I assume Bilbo's isolation became worse after returning from his adventure. The Shire is peaceful, the Hobbits know very little of war. But then Bilbo goes on a long journey that ends with a gruesome battle and loses three of his closest friends. Bilbo comes back to the Shire, so utterly changed that it irrevocably separates him from his fellow Hobbits.

I feel like that last part was a bit rambly and off-topic, but I know someone will appreciate it. Anyway, please don't get upset. Art is up for interpretation. It's just that if you disagree, I think you're wrong, and also, you have poor media literacy (this is another joke... kind of).

happy anniversary to Bilbo Baggins for starting his It Girl era today

THE dynamic of all time tbh

back on my doc ock bs from 3 years ago, got him playing splatoon now. the world we’ve come to am i right?

Просто добавляю арти з інсти сюди

guy with tamagotchi on a stick

Bros always on that time of month

Bilbo’s sass is truly legendary 😂