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doccitanuzuki · 9 months
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Do I use 'Blue Sky Dot Com'? Very well. I use 'Blue Sky Dot Com.' And why shouldn't I?' I must go where 'the dipshits are.'
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doccitanuzuki · 9 months
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Frankly, you have no concept of how completely ‘full of shit’ you and the rest of ‘your brethren’ are in regard to ‘Xenogears,’ and sadly the only way you are going to ‘learn this’ is by me ‘tearing your system down’ (which I have ‘been doing’ since ‘the day I was born’).
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doccitanuzuki · 9 months
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‘Wow,’ Xenogears’s Rock Paper Scissors Minigame Is Really Fun!
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doccitanuzuki · 9 months
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‘Xenogears’ is like ‘violence’: if it does not ‘work,’ you just ‘need more of it.’
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doccitanuzuki · 9 months
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I am attracted to ‘Sasha Grey,’ yes, but not ‘sexually’ — ‘spiritually.’ I believe I could ‘save her’ from her ‘life of sin,’ if she would only ‘fuck’ me.
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doccitanuzuki · 9 months
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It is true that the developers of the ersatz JRPG 'Chained Echoes' should have made 'a good game' instead of 'whatever they did,' but at least they (after a 'chain of events') seem to have learned an important lesson from 'Xenogears': more 'text' is always 'better.'
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doccitanuzuki · 9 months
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Truth be told, most 'videogames' are garbage. This is arguably not the case with 'Xenogears.'
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doccitanuzuki · 9 months
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Dear ‘Dipshit,’
You just have no concept of what a clueless ‘dumb fuck’ you are (an ‘insanely’ clueless ‘dumb fuck’).
Best,
Prof. Dr. Citan Uzuki, MD, Ph.D
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doccitanuzuki · 9 months
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I hear that youngsters today spend hours playing ‘Tomb Raider,’ which is a kind of violent simulation game. If they wish to be: ‘Tomb Raiders,’ then, so be it. But one certainly hopes that when they are older, they become: ‘Tome Readers’!
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doccitanuzuki · 9 months
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In any other ‘industry,’ calling your product ‘Xenosaga Episode I: Der Wille zur Macht’ would be the ‘business blunder’ of the century. But this isn’t any other ‘industry.’ This is: ‘Gaming.’
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doccitanuzuki · 9 months
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Whom the gods would destroy, they first make play the 1998 PlayStation title ‘Xenogears.’
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doccitanuzuki · 9 months
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‘Tufa’ (a porous rock composed of ‘calcium carbonate’ and formed by ‘precipitation from water,’ for example, ‘around’ mineral springs)? No thank you. I prefer ‘Tifa’ (‘anime babe’ from ‘Final Fantasy VII’).
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doccitanuzuki · 9 months
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‘Pyrrha’ (daughter of Epimetheus and Pandora who, with her husband Deucalion, survived the great flood with which Zeus saw fit to end the Bronze Age of Man)? No thank you. I prefer ‘Pyra’ (‘anime babe’ from ‘Xenoblade Chronicles 2’).
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doccitanuzuki · 9 months
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My hope going into ‘Oppenheimer’ was that it would be a kind of true story ‘Avengers of Science.’ Alas, although it is still ‘a good movie’ (with ‘lots’ of ‘gems’), the ‘focus’ was, apparently, ‘elsewhere.’
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doccitanuzuki · 9 months
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‘Tough.’ But do not blame ‘us.’ Blame ‘yourself’ or ‘Richard Dawkins.’
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doccitanuzuki · 9 months
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My second car was a 1965 Ford Mustang. ‘Weirdo’ that I was, I graduated after selling it to ‘a weird foreign car’: the little-known ‘Volkswagen Beetle.’
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doccitanuzuki · 9 months
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Do not think of ‘Xenoblade Chronicles 2’ as a ‘big truck.’ Think of it as a ‘series of babes.’
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