there's a reason why the kardashians, both the show and the people, are as famous as they are, and it's because people love drama. no matter where we are in the world, put a bunch of people who all know or know of each other in the same location, there's bound to be drama. it's inevitable, love. although i'm down to get drunk and dance on bars, just name the time and place.

kay... so i know that there's a whole lotta drama goin' on and shit, but ain't we all tired of that? like, correct me if i'm wrong. but don't we deal with this shit way too much back home? why bring it here, where we're meant to be having fun? can't y'all be like the other girls and get wild and throw some ass, dance on some bars, something?? like forreal. this shit is wild. no pun intended, but i feel like i been watching an episode of the god damn kardashians. / @buzzhqstarters

i don't know who, but jordan barrett is a definite no. maybe adam senn? i wouldn't kick that man out of bed. he's got that whole pretty boy vibe going despite nearing his forties, and i love it! a certain actor? do tell your bestie about your prowling and teach me your ways, sensei! hey, it's not my fault that you're so gorgeous that i expect you to be in bed with some hottie.

and what male supermodel would that be 'cause i've only seen jordan barrett lurking around the festival and just... no. i am trying to lure a certain actor into my web despite it turning out to be quite the challenge. now why do you immediately assume that i'm spending my hard earned vacation days trying to get a man in my bed? aw, i miss you too, habibi.

girl, are you all loved up with some male supermodel in some hotel room gettin' fucked in every kama sutra position known to man? 'cause i haven't seen you while we've been here and that's absolutely unacceptable. is our friendship that expendable that as soon as a man comes by, we're no longer friends? all jokes aside... i miss you, zemra. / @bellzhadid