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captain. 22 ish i think || IC Roleplay blog for Captain 3 from Splatoon | mun/muse 21+ | run by kris
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just imagine ive been in the bathroom for like 3 hours when i was like 'im gonna take a bath' and then my girlfriend goes to check on me and im just there in a bathtub full of hard liquor like
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new impulsive thought to fight against unlocked
#ic text#that impulsive thought being what if i filled a tub full of alcohol and just got in like completely submerged#like if only to see what happens#would i dissolve would i die of alcohol poisoning would i just get immensely fucking drunk would nothing happen or some other 5th thing#dont think i could get that much booze at once anyway without the store clerk staging an intervention right there so like#guess ill never find out either way
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what is art about? blood. what is love about? blood. what is hate about? blood. what is sex about? blood. what is history about? blood. what am i about? blood. what is blood about? idk ask a biologist i guess
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#i fall into this and absorb the booze#become one with the booze#i die of alcohol poisoning immediately
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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
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shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.
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Thank god they brought back An Amount Of Daylight That Makes You Want To Live. It was getting a bit scary for a minute there.
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oh this is nothing that chewing my leg off like an animal stuck in a trap cant solve
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Send my muse anons about their relationships
Canon ships, non-canon, OTPs you have or OTPs I have. Send them. Make my muse giddy, break my muse, make them laugh or cry. Do your best.
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