[ insert the sweet melody of jake grunting here ]

just saw avatar way of water and holy fuck, the amount of parallels between the original and the sequel are insane, the fact they introduce sign language as a way to communicate with the wildlife, the cinematography and soundtrack *chefs kiss*, not once did i get up during the 3 hours and 10 minutes, the pacing was perfect and i could’ve watched another 3 hours worth, i highly recommend seeing it, it is worth every penny not to mention dilf jake and milf neytiri, fyi both can still get it, i laughed, i cried i probably felt every emotion on the spectrum, this movie is literally everything

THE LAST OF US episode 1 + everyone’s unhinged thoughts about Pedro Pascal

Me: *knows nothing about the Last of Us going into the show except that it's based off a very popular video game that involves zombies.*

Those very zombies in the show: *can fucking run*

Me:

Tom with glasses. An aesthetic.

he needs a hug 🥲

I did not ask for this. I’ve done everything you’ve asked me to, and I try so… I try so hard, but it will never be enough for you or father.

Ahhhh him at the Dunkirk premiere 😩😭🧡🧡🧡

im like so obsessed with him like kill me now

Tom Glynn-Carney

History is repeating itself 😳😭

2022 wrapped you spent 8483636282 hours thinking about being sandwiched between these 2

idk about y’all but the BRAINROT i’m having due to tom glynn carney 

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK lmfaoo what is it about this cutesy but gorgeous man that makes me ferallll

idk he’s just so handsome and charming he sings and he can act…fuck me up…

He’s so pretty 😭😭

Tommy boy being in concert with his band 'Sleep Walking Animals' ♡

Helpful thank you 😭🫶

How to Write Medieval Smut - A Guide to Insanity

Well, hello. You’re here for that very important reason, aren’t you? You got a hankerin’ for some dude in a tunic and breeches or a lady in a sexy-ass gown, sayin’ some old-timey stuff in a swag accent. They make you feel things. You wanna do things with them. You wanna write about doing things with them. But how to go about it?

Please keep in mind I was asked if I could share some tips; I’m not a writer by any means, but I AM a fanfiction addict, so I like to think I’ve picked up on some important stuff over my years as a horny reader. Without further ado, let me just - well. Get into the nitty-gritty.

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Beautiful disaster 😩🫶

i have such a soft spot for pathetic characters, especially if they're monstrous. give me characters in torment, characters who are breaking, characters who make horrible decisions, characters who love and revile themselves in equal measure. give me kings on their knees. let them weep. let it be laughable and heartbreaking and for god's sake if nothing else, let it be human.

Look at this cute nerd

There are no sides, everyone is a war criminal and I love them all equally 😭🫶

Not you 😑

Yes.