(via QueenIdle)

this was a real show 

fun fact

bi means two so whenever you encounter a bisexual, there is a smaller, angrier bisexual hiding nearby. watching. waiting.

Unapologetically Bisexual

reblog if you are also unapologetically bisexual

this is great

If you have seen our recent posts you know that our tumblr is up for a Webby Award. TODAY THEY HID THE VOTING RESULTS SO WE HAVE NO IDEA HOW CLOSE WE ARE TO THE TASTEMADE FACEBOOK!! WeeEEE ARE FReEEeeeAaAKInG OoouUuuTttTT!!!! THE LAST WE SAW, WE WERE STILL DOWN ABOUT 4%!!! PLEASE DO NOT LET FACEBOOK BEAT TUMBLR!! VOTING ENDS TONIGHT (4/20) AT 11:59 PM PT!! PLZ TAKE A MINUTE AND VOTE FOR US SO WE CAN MEME TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!!! 

oh my

what if this is in fact not the official tumblr blog for dennys but a blog someone made because they were bored

what if

While we're on the topic of eggs, my boyfriend is in denial that he is an egg, what do I do?

crack him open

hell yes

are those gonna go in your next omelette ;)

Deck the halls with boughs of hollypeño, Fa la la la la la la la!

"TRUMP'S COMING!!!"

someone yells into a full classroom. everyone runs away screaming, except for the teacher, watching her students leave in confusion. Trump arrives..."Where is everyone?" he asks. "They heard you were coming and all ran away." says the teacher, trying not to laugh in the face of America's president-elect, who's orange face had somehow turned red.

I have a friend named Hope

she doesn’t care about the puns

oh well

She did. 

“She uses hand sanitizer to keep her clean, but I use watermelown to shave my spleen”

what the fuck 

my brother’s friends are weird

I am so stressed right now I am literally about to cry

I LOVE TROYE SIVAN

Reblog If U Support/love Troye &/or enjoy his music, I will personally write your url in a spare notebook just to prove my mother wrong for generalizing and being an ass about having an opinion

so yesterday I was in the car with my mom and sister ans youth started to play on the radio and i started fangirling (cuz I love Troye and I’m really proud of him) and then my mom asked my sister what I was overreacting about and she was saying that oh he is a gay youtuber and my mom then asked me “is there boys that you like that aren’t gay?” (because she also calls d+p gay) and then i listed some straight people and she was like well I don’t like him and his choices and his music sucks I am so infuriated right now that if you reblog this i will personally write your  url in a spare note book I have just to show her how much people love and support Troye and enjoy his music 

Now kids, remember to do your homework...

...work work work work work work

I'm fine is one of the biggest lies I tell every day