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Giving all fanfic authors a smooch on the forehead <3
And also giving a little flower to everyone who comments on their fics <3
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"Days will pass, and you'll abandon things you were addicted to, and leave someone, and cancel a dream, and finally, accept a reality."
– Nizar Qabbani
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The band Ghost is so fucking funny to me. Their frontman currently looks like this:
Or some version of a horny goth clown, but the guy underneath it has got the wettest saddest eyes I've ever seen. Just look at him:
This man admits to being very sensitive and cries at the drop of a hat.
He has a wife and kids.
He wears the costume because he doesn't like the way he looks on stage as a rockstar.
He treats the audience like his children. They're officially called the children of Ghost for that and also because of the play on "children of god."
The band literally fucks around on stage while riffing this badass music. They go through physical comedy skits every concert like the three stooges. For example:
Two demons throw guitar picks at each other when they get angy.
One guy grinds and licks the stage like a cat in heat.
One of them shakes their tits at goth clown man and scares him shitless.
One of them twirls goth clown man like a ballerina as he dances by them.
Several of them slap goth clown's ass when he waddles by.
He created the band to make people happy, to celebrate being a fucking weirdo because he always felt left out, and to make fun of Christianity because it makes people feel bad. He lost his older brother, and it tore him up so bad that the music he made as a result launched him into a worldwide music career.
This man ends every concert "ritual" with three things:
1. Be nice to each other
2. Help each other
3. Go fuck yourself
(Literally and figuratively)
Their music is 70% "fuck me I'm so horny", 10% "I love you so much" and 20% "ethereal badass metal".
Look at how much fun he's having, dude.
It's literally just a rock band filled with the nicest people on earth wearing costumes like a Shakespearean play. And all they do is make up funny little lore stories and serve cunt.
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RAIL ME RAIL ME RAIL ME RAIL ME RAIL ME RAIL ME… anyways!
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currently fantasising about waking up to sub spencer reid cockwarming me 😩
come celebrate 2.5K with me!
Diving - send me a kink and a character, and i’ll write about what it would be like! (ex. bondage with hotch)
this post is 18+, minors dni.
Your alarm buzzed invasively on your bedside table, and your arm shot out from under the covers to turn it off. You couldn't seem to reach the phone and you groaned, trying to turn over so that you could stretch farther across the side table.
But when you tried to turn, you felt weight on your chest. You finally blinked your eyes open, slowly registering your situation.
Spencer was laying on top of you, his head resting snugly against your chest as his hair splayed out over your collarbones. You could barely see past his mop of hair, but you managed to make out his face, peaceful as he slept soundly on your chest.
The next thing you registered was the feeling of being very full. You shifted slightly, registering the friction that was Spencer's cock inside of you. The sudden feeling elicited a gasp from you, your strangled hiss sending Spencer's eyes fluttering open.
He blinked drowsily at you, a lovesick grin on his lips, "Good morning."
"It is," You teased, running a hand down his back to squeeze at his upper thigh, "Y'been there all night?"
He jolted at your touch, groaning and burying his face further in your chest, "Mhm. Felt so good, couldn't sleep without you."
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“Fortunately, we will have reinforcements on this case.”
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“Who the hell said you no longer had it in you?”
— Charles Bukowski
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My heart aches for our community and what we've all been facing lately. Please hang in there, everybody.
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nobody wants or uses tumblr live
nobody wants the shop icon where the account icon used to be
nobody wants the new video player / image viewer (let us pause ! let us zoom !)
the only good feature recently has been polls and even that took way too long to properly roll out
we are STILL fighting in the trenches against spam bots
@staff pls take notes
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oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash
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Favourite Designs: Teuta Matoshi ‘Midnight Flâneur’ Collection
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"And you tried to change, didn't you? Closed your mouth more. Tried to be softer, prettier, less volatile, less awake... You can't make homes out of human beings. Someone should have already told you that. And if he wants to leave, then let him leave. You are terrifying, and strange, and beautiful. Something not everyone knows how to love."
-Warsan Shire
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She’s a 10 but would choose ink on dead trees over you any day
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