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diteftw-blog · 9 years
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dite: not my fault sally is a little bitch boy dite: the only thing funny about her is her desperation dite: no, but really, how is it back in 2002?
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rex: what susy says of sally says more of susy than of sally rex: you are susy rex: i am sally rex: lauren’s comebacks are funny you’re jealous :)
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Dite’s heels made her feel like she was on stilts and she blinked a few times. “Gross people, ones we came here with--” Her voice trailed off, in truth, she normally referred to them as creatures. Because that really what the majority was to her. Pouting in slight annoyance, her voice became silvery. “Then what do you suggest that’s not passed those doors?  We’re not just gonna sit here, too hot to do that.“ She almost rambled out, taking a swig out of the bottle. Aphrodite was always a bit different, even as a child. How she perceived people was no exception to that; she hadn’t once got a ‘crush’ nor had she fawned over anyone. Even lesser had she genuinely found people attractive to her, there always were some of course just not many. So the drunken compliment was definitely a subconscious one, never would it have been  said when sober. That’s for sure.
 “Don’t apologize unless you’re gonna fucking fix it.” Her lips quirked into a teasing smirk, she sat back down momentarily to sloppily take off her heels. “Now either you choose what we do or I will and you can’t handle my ideas,” She stated, letting out a hiccup before laughing. “Nobody can!” The creepy sing songy voice might have startled some others and she practically fell into him. “Tick tock, darlin’.”
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jase looked at her with question, not certain of what she was actually saying before standing up which he made look surprisingly easy for somebody so drunk. "what are you talking about?" he asked with no curiousity or question in his voice at all. he didn't really need the question explained to him but he figured it was worth dragging out while the opportunity was there. "i'm not a local, i don't know anywhere fun past those doors," he said nodding towards the entrance, her hand still in his before as he raised his eyebrows with a taunting grin, "sorry."
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diteftw-blog · 9 years
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dite: being rude is fun dite: did you just re-use that 5 year olds pathetic comeback?? dite: not with that hair, there is probably trash in there #nasty
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rex: don’t be rude rex: don’t make me drown you in holy water dite bc i will rex: a chic homeless whore #getitright
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Dite’s head barely moved at the shout, but then she felt the smack. What nasty creature dare to touch me when I hadn’t wanted them to? Eyes narrowing with the sound of his voice again, her head snapped just in time to receive what was barely a kiss. There was practically a storm cloud in her eyes,  usually when she would drink it was make her less likely to rip off someones head, then other times it might just give room to make her temper flare. Not only had he smacked her bum, but he had kissed her.
“Stop right where you are,” Her voice dripped with a wicked type of sweetness that she only pulled when she was angered. The anger had seemed to momentarily sober her up, as she walked in a semi-straight way over to Rex. Gripping his jaw between her sharpened nails, that one could only describe as claws. “Touch me again and I will make you regret being born,” Just like that her Cheshire grin etched onto her lips and she barked out a laugh. “If you wanted a kiss, all you had to do was ask, Darlin’. I do like to play.”
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“Bottoms up!” Rex shouted, skipping - yes, skipping -  through the hotel lobby and lightly smacking an anonymous blonde’s bottom as he went. And, as if that wasn’t bad enough, he skipped through again in the other direction, this time singing, “Heads up!” as he planted a quick, sloppy kiss on her lips. It wasn’t until he pulled back and went to skip away again that he realised the anonymous blonde wasn’t that anonymous at all, but actually went to his school.              “Shit, sorry.” he stumbled, cursing himself for acting on drunk impulse as he so often did. Usually, it was himself that he’d end up injuring or embarrassing but trust Rex, the one time he does something more than just annoying, but verging on totally unacceptable, to pick the scariest person possible, “I’m just gunna… go…” he stuttered, slowly starting to back away.
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Aphrodties’s moodboard ;; #1/?
‘Posion has nothing on me.’
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dite: when the fuck did I add you on my snapchat dite: i mean it must be hard not to be me dite: you look like a homeless whore
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rex: ARE YOU COMING OUT rex: COME OUT rex: look how handsome i look today you’re missing out rex: LONELIER THAN AKON RN
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“Easy. I would taste really strongly of something appealing so it could cover the smell of lethal poison that’s in it.” 
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“So this is weird but if you were a bowl of pasta, what would you taste like?”
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Dite’s first thought was, ew a parasite is touching me, but seeing it was Jase made her lax only slightly. It helped that she was heavily intoxicated of course, “My philosophy on most days, they aren’t even worth thought really.” Plucking a hand from her arm, she went to unwrap it till a thought came to her. “Let’s go somewhere fun, we aren’t wasting a drop of this,” her free hand grabbed the bottle and stood up wobbling lightly until she gained ground. Taking his hand with a teasing impatient look on her face her voice got lower. “Let me rephrase that, you are going to take me somewhere fun.”
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”did i mention you’re the fucking best?” jase mentioned to the girl he’d been sat drunk in the lobby with for the past three hours. he didn’t know what they were actually doing but what he did know was that he was drunk beyond belief. “i mean it fuck everyone else,” he said and hugging her as tightly as he could for a guy who couldn’t feel his arms “they’re shit.”
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diteftw-blog · 9 years
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iMessage ✉ → Todrick
Dite: I will devour you like a pray mantis.
Dite: And it will be very enjoyable
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EVERYTHING'S BETTER TIPSY.
Reblogging this is accepting the challenges sent below. When you see somebody reblog, send them AT LEAST two challenges but try not to spam. The idea is that your character’s probably tipsy whilst doing these, but they don’t have to be. If you receive the same one twice, ignore one or do it twice if you want to.
♥ - Tag the person of senders choice in a starter and either kiss OR slap them without warning. (If you’re the sender, you don’t pick your own character.)
☺ - Create an indirect tweet using song lyrics to describe how you feel about the fourth person on your "FOLLOWING" list.
♪ - Stand outside the room of somebody you'd like to know better and serenade them by tagging them in a starter.
♦ - Toss the clothes of the eight person in your twitter mentions into the pool (you can self para or just make it clear that it's happened)
♣ - DRUNKEN TRUTH CARD: send your truthful feelings about somebody on anon to the gossip blog.
♠ - Send a (drunken) and unintentionally suggestive text to someone considered 'a random contact' to your character.
• - Embrace somebody of the senders choice in a (drunken) hug. (If you’re the sender, you don’t pick your own character.)
◘ - DRUNKEN TWITTER WAR: start an argument with somebody on twitter that you'll probably regret when you're sober.
○ - Send a fake one night stand rumor about two people of your choice to the gossip blog, make it convincing.
♂ - Tag a GUY of the senders choice in a starter asking him for condoms.
♀ - Tag a GIRL of the senders choice in a starter asking her for a pregnancy test.
☼ - Answer this ask by rating every single character out of 10 for attractiveness and likability - no explanations.
► - SELF PARA: your character drunk or tipsy on arrival night, it can be as funny, random, deep or as sad as you like.
▬ - Answer this ask by publishing your characters inner-thoughts right now (nobody can mention/has access to these in the roleplay)
→ - Tag a character you want to know something about in a starter (plot related or random - NOT bio related) and point blank as what it is you want to know. This is the only time they HAVE to tell you.
▼ - Dish out twitter awards/superlatives for people (i.e. BEST ASS - @username). The funnier they are the better & may just land you an important role in the next event.
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diteftw-blog · 9 years
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“Dressup is for pathetic five year olds, I only play dress up if it’s my dominatrix night. Don’t be stupid.”
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“What about Hades? Dibs on being hades if we’re playing dressup!”
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“I mean if you want to be a laughable pussy, go for it.”
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“I’d be Hermes. He seems like a laugh.”
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diteftw-blog · 9 years
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bubblegum bitch || Marina and the diamonds
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“Flowers are not as fun as their thorns. Not as often as I’d like, that’s for sure.”
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“Flowers are nice too. How often do you see gardens of dead stone people?”
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“Gardens of dead stone people are my favorite type gardens.”
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“That would make for a creepy garden.”
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“I do when Cleopatra is Egyptian and everyone likes her that’s boring. ”
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"you'd choose snake lady over cleopatra?"
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“Out of all the Greek gods and such, I admire Medusa the most. Turning people to stone would be just--fun. Although, I’d make sure they look terrified before I would turn them to stone, personal prefence is always a must.”
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