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Home of the depraved romance writer, Alexis D Craig. Multifandom like a mofo. X-Phile from cradle to grave. My Books, MASTERLIST, My Marvel-related Alter Ego
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I'm of an age where, when I hear deep cuts from musicians of my dad's generation on the radio, my first concern is that they've died.
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actually that ao3 post about calculating kudos-to-hits ratios to decide if a fic is worth reading has me so pissed off. someone put real time and energy into something they are SHARING WITH YOU FOR FREE on a site where you can quite literally filter and search by anything you want and you're STILL trying to find a foolproof method to find stuff that's "good enough to read"???
YOU ARE NOT THE TARGET AUDIENCE FOR EVERYTHING
you don't have to like or read everything in a given fandom or tag, but you also don't have to be a cunt about it and imply that it's not worth reading. this is the kind of shit that moves people to stop creating altogether, and to see people agreeing in the tags is so disheartening. absolutely unserious behavior.
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Been in fandom/writing fic since the original run of The X-Files
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Do you ever think about how a single misguided study on wolves in captivity has resulted in both the most widespread toxic pseudoscientific theory in the manosphere and what is arguably the weirdest genre of graphic kinky gay fanfiction and depending on who you are and what you've seen you'll hear the word Alpha and either think of the platonic ideal of a cis het man or one feral mediocre middle aged actor's dick knot impregnating another's slick-drenched hole. Isn't the internet a wondrous place.
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jokes aside i think it’s amazing and heartwarming to see like 4chan incel bros perform the miracle of crawling out of that hole and becoming real human beings and chronicling their journey to realizing that they can be well adjusted happy normal dudes
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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
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Citizens United created this disaster. As planned.
Republicans had no answer to Barack Obama raising millions from small donations.
SCOTUS legislated from bench, overturning decades of campaign finance rules.
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Wheatley voice:
Now that I’m in charge of twitter, comedy is now legal!
Okay so all comedy is legal on twitter except for jokes about me.
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*twitter servers go down*
So, someone, not naming names, forgot to pay the google bill and we’ve had to switch to our own servers now. But everything is fine.
Okay, so our own servers can’t handle all the users at once so we’re going to limit the amount of tweets you can see each day. 600 tweets for poor people and a thousand for twitter blue subscribers.
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Someone is spreading lies about me, saying I had sex with a cat in collage while high on cocaine. This is completely untrue, I have never taken cocaine.
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Twitter is now going to be called 𝕏 instead of twitter, effective immediately!
So we paid someone to take down the sign outside that said twitter but we forgot to get a permit. Now the police have stopped them from taking down the rest of the sign. So now the sign just says “er”.
Also it looks like mark Zuckerberg already trademarked “X” for social media and Bill Gates trademarked it for everything else. Which is fine because we’re now changing the name to “er” to match the sign.
Stop saying my wife left me!
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me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions
[5 years later]
highly throwable imp: hoohoohee
me: hmm
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