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IF PUSS IN BOOTS IN SHREK WAS A PUPPER/DOGGO IT WOULD BE JORGE I AM ScREAMIN HE IS SO CUTE I ALMOST FORGET EVERY TIME 😩❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍
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someone: is that okay w u?
me, in a bitter, petty voice, filled w anger and rage: peachy
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You know, when I was a kid in fandom and I saw a popular ship of, say, a 16 year old and a 25 year old, I was like “of course there’s nothing wrong with this! Age is just a number! Besides, it’s only 9 years!!!”
But now that I am an adult, I’m on the other side of that age gap, and frankly I am disgusted. If you’re a teenager, trust me I get it- it’s really easy to see that as ok especially if your identified as “mature for your age” but let me tell you it is not. It is not ok for an adult to be in a romantic or sexual relationship with a child. At all. That adult is 100% taking advantage of that teenager and is competently aware of what they’re doing and it’s gross.
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me as an 18 year old: wow $30 is a lot of money to spend at once
me as a 21 year old: i just spent $75 on doritos
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Morgan Freeman Narrates Himself Playing Pokémon Go
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it is pretty hard to find solid statistics on wolf attacks, but as far as i can tell, wolves in north america kill way way way less than one person a year, which means that forces more deadly to us than wolves include: dogs, ice fishing, and getting crushed by a falling flat screen tv.
…further complications to trying to write non-ridiculous angst into a werewolf story
“you don’t understand…i’ve done things under the full moon that i can never take back…one time i ate a squirrel”
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I need someone who can fuck hard and talk deep.
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So my little sister just burst into my room, grabbed me and whispered “omg the reason Patrick is so clueless is because he lives under a rock”
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waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
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