KIM TAEHYUNG x GQ KOREA

ian 📲 👉👌👅💦

jasper: i mean, at this point, what are they gonna do? arrest me again?

jasper: they were GRIPPIN but i think they really don't care anymore, considering the circumstance, it's not like i have much to lose.

jasper: you HAVE? maybe we could stare at each other through the window, im sure i could find something to stand on.

ian: wouldn't put it past them to do that... cops are stupid 🤪🤪🤪

ian: bro im just glad u got ur phone... it's been a hard two days without you i think i might actually pass out

ian: do u think we cld kiss... 😟😟😟🥺🥺🥺

ian 📲 gaboobies

gabe: bulgogi bibimbap, left overs from what ari made last night... you know the dish you ate like 3 helpings of?

gabe: not really puke but i don't want them lost if you know what i mean?

gabe: well that's the only idiot that i know that is attached to your hip and backhugs you while you make sandwiches... you guys are really, gross, you know that? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ian: holy shit my mouth is literally watering... :( i'm hungry again

ian: yeah yeah i'll take care of your clothes 🤨 that is if we don't find anything good in my closet... i think i'll look fancy enough if i wear all black

ian: SO U THINK TRUE LOVE IS GROSS NOW... 😟😟😟😢😢😢

ian 📲 gaboobies

gabe: i'll drop it off in a bit, must keep the bottomless pit fed and happy

gabe: nah, it doesn't have to be fancy, just not tshirt and ripped jeans attire, we'll get in your closet and figure it out or go shopping... or... you can borrow something from me... but i BETTER get it back and CLEAN

gabe: i dunno? that other idiot from the garage that's always attached to your hip and cris' too? ㅋㅋㅋ

ian: the bottomless pit is never satisfied!!!!!! :(

ian: what's for lunch btw? i forgot to ask this morning :P

ian: u make it sound like im going to puke all over ur clothes 😭😭 i'll behave, i prommy

ian: U MEAN JASPER??? pls... i dont even need to wear any clothes to impress him 😳😳😳😳💦💦

ian 📲 👉👌👅💦

jasper: it's cold in here :/

jasper: and it SMELLS

jasper: i mean, it usually does but for some reason, it really does this time.

jasper: i wish u were in here :/ not like FOR ANYTHING but just in here so it didnt suck as much.

ian: im still surprised u snuck ur phone in

ian: ur asscheeks r so firm bro 🫂

ian: do u want me to drop by... ive been doing pullups...

@ianbaek: #ootd #huertodemadrid #newyearseve #rawr #halfassedfit #🤪🤪🤪🤪

ian 📲 leonardo the teenage ninja turtle

leon: someone asked about you today

leon: something about you sleeping with someones mom

leon: i said i didn't know you but

leon: do we have to have another conversation about ethical whoreism ? :/

ian: who told you that

ian: did you get their name

ian 📲 gaboobies

gabe: ㅋㅋㅋ

gabe: you want me to bring it by?

gabe: uh... i was told cocktail attire, so a nice jacket and slacks or jeans... we can go through your closet?

gabe: yeah, get shitfaced while looking good, bro... don't you have someone to Impress?

ian: aha plz do... i just ate a sandwich but i'm still hungry 😟😟😟😟

ian: maaaannnn i dont have fancy clothes. do u think they'll kick me out if dont follow the dress code

ian: 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 who r u talking about

honesty hour what are angels thoughts on ian 🥺🥺🥺🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

꒰    ＃     meme   .    ꒱     ✧   honesty  hour

       ❝  IAN IS MY FRIEND .  yes ,  my  good  friend  that  i  have  known  for  a  great  good  long  time .  i  just  think  he’s  great ,  you  know ?  a  great  friend .  because  that’s  what  we  are  ---  friends .   we’re  friends  &  as  friends ,  we  are  in  friendly  terms  with  each  other ,  as  expected  of  friends .  a  good  friend  he  is ,  my  good  friend  ian .  ❞

ian 📲 gaboobies

gabe: you know you forgot your lunch...

gabe: ...again.

gabe: are you going to the nye party at huerto? if so, we probably need to take you shopping...

ian: I BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AN HOUR NOW I THOUGHT THE RACCOON STOLE IT

ian: damn whts the dress code... is my wardrobe not good enough for the party

ian: we're all getting shitfaced anyway whts the point

taehyung as taechwita

reaperwings​:

꒰    ＃     @  angel’s  place    .   ꒱      ✧   @disconnectcd​

          ❝  ‘ OH JOSEPH ,  NOTHING INTERESTING  ever  happens  in  nazareth !  ’  …  wait ,  if  we’re  gonna  run  our  lines  one  more  time ,  i  should  probably  do  ‘ the  thing ‘ .  ❞  setting  down  her  copy  of  the  script ,  the  one  with  her  lines  highlighted  in  a  pastel  orange ,  angel  reached  for  one  of  the  pillows  on  her  couch  &  the  belt  she’d  grabbed  from  the  very  back  of  her  closet .  she  wasn’t  going  to  waste  money  on  a  fake  pregnancy  belly  for  the  sake  of  a  play ,  so  the  ‘ budget  version ’  of  it  would  have  to  do .  ❝  okay ,  um ,  here ,  ❞  she  holds  out  the  belt  for  ian  to  help  her  with  it ,  her  other  hand  holding  the  pillow  to  angel’s  stomach .  ❝  this’ll  do  the  trick ,  right ?  i  didn’t  want  to  spend  money  on  a  real  fake  bump …  ❞

well. now he feels silly for spending money on a fake beard. ian found it easier to get into character wearing it, even with adora using it as a catnip and clawing at it every ten seconds. “how much is a fake bump, anyway?” ian’s own script, crumpled and worn out from days of practicing by himself, is left on the table as he takes the belt and binds it around angel’s makeshift bump. when he takes a step back to give her a once-over, he nods in approval. she looks pregnant enough. like, legitimately pregnant if people don’t stare at her lumpy belly. “beautiful!” ian combs a hand through his long beard, clearing his throat. “should we start from the top?”

closed for @andrewbaek​​ !

it had merely been a petty argument with a stranger that went wrong. with ian’s fiery and impulsive temperament, getting into physical fights wasn’t exactly uncommon. it doesn’t matter that the asshole—who had been creepy towards a group of ladies, mind you—was ten times burlier than him, the punch he’d oh-so-graciously received felt like a measly ant stinging his ass cheeks. andrew dabbing a little too forcefully at his busted lip, though? absolutely fucking horrible. “ow—it hurts,” he whines, trying to wriggle his face away from andrew’s hand. “stop! stop, can’t you be gentle for once? jesus.”

↪♡ · 　text: three musketeers!

angel: attention everyone! i present to you, Her: (https://i.pinimg.com/564x/df/d6/35/dfd635188b39bcc4f28689b022e00fba.jpg)

angel: the lady and i wish to know what ur holiday plans are! 🤗

angel: btw ian, u forgot ur fake beard here ... adora isn't returning it 😬

ian: MY LOVE LIGHT OF MY LIFE MY INSPIRATION.........IM TEARING UP... adora is my #1 priority so if she wants me 2 drop all of my plans (i have nothing 2 do on xmas) then i will

ian: wait no... i need the beard for the play 😟😟😟😟😟😟

closed for @reapersong​ !

“i can see you from here, you know,” ian called out, easing his empty glass of milkshake on the table. he’d felt her suspicious gaze piercing the back of his neck for about an hour now, and he’d had enough of it. although ian greatly admired her determination, he wonders if she was ever going to make peace with the fact that... well, ian wasn’t some international super spy. he almost wished he were, with how foolishly insistent cathy was being. he dragged his ass out of his seat and walked towards the booth where cathy was visibly spying on him. "listen, the stalking is flattering,” he sighed, “but if you’re expecting me to whip out a neuralyzer and do flips or some shit then you’re gonna be very disappointed.”