im Feeling very sorrowful i Am going to drag hector’s corpse around patroclus’ funeral mound for 3 hours to calm down

As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005) + Joe Wright’s DVD Commentary

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

[publishing research thesis] lol is this anything

this is just my unprofessional opinion but fuck all that shit

Sexting like “makes sense. sounds good to me.”

i think we should stop calling them baby names so people remember they’re not just naming a baby but also a future twenty seven year old with a resume

I hope this email just barely grazes your cheek

(Trying to flirt) if we were in a time loop together I would try to save you every time even if I knew it was futile. I would go insane for you

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

i’m just saying aragorn son of arathorn oh im sorry STRIDER (one of them rangers what his right name is i never heard etc etc) didn’t need to be that sexy at the prancing pony. like ostensibly he’s trying to lay low but even dipshit little [relatively] eighteen y/o frodo is like hey what’s the deal with that extremely ostentatiously sexy man in the corner

kind of obsessed with this security question option my doctors office has given me