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dir-khummel · 3 years

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silashart:

Oh, Gato… I’d take you every second of every day if you’d let me.

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I, ah... is it hot where you are? It just got really hot where I am. I also have a very sudden urge to be where you are.

#chat; silas

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dir-khummel · 3 years

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silashart:

I’m going to pretend I know who Rae Dunn is, for your sake.

My little Gato’s been so busy flitting around getting ready for the holidays… I just wanna make sure he doesn’t forget what he’s been putting on the backburner.

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Trust me, love, the less you know, the better.

Well... Once the kids have been helped, and all that, it won’t be too late into the night. I mean, unless you had, ah... ideas for sooner than Halloween.

#chat; silas

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dir-khummel · 3 years

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silashart:

Just promise me we’ll never live somewhere that has an HOA… I’m not in the mood to fight Karen and Kathy over my motorcycle every morning.

Well, you know. I would be happy to come to a compromise for my sweet tooth. Maybe… half candy, half someone just as delicious?

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Oh God, no. HOA’s are evil, they’d, like, make me use those Live, Laugh, Love, Rae Dunn variety of Halloween decorations and I will not stand for it.

Someone- Oh!... I’m sorry. I got distracted.

#chat; silas

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dir-khummel · 3 years

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silashart:

Oh, God, our future light bill…

How considerate. Yes, Gato, I would love my own bag of candy too.

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Shh, it’s worth it! Showing up suburban moms will become my hobby soon enough.

If we find one big enough to placate you for more than a day.

#chat; silas

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dir-khummel · 3 years

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silashart:

Just with that reaction alone, I’m seeing a highly-holiday decorated white suburban house in our future, and I don’t know if I’m excited or scared…

Just don’t tell me where you put the candy. Because you know I have zero self control when I’m bent, and I will try to eat every single bar.

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Both, of course! It’s Halloween! The only thing I could possibly decorate more for is Christmas!

I have it hidden where you will never look, so no worries there. If you want, we can get you your own personal bag of candy, just for you.

#chat; silas

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dir-khummel · 3 years

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silashart:

…Can we get king-sized candybars?

I always wanted to be a ‘king-sized candybars’ kind of house.

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And be the envy of every other Halloween stop? Say less, of course we can!

#chat; silas

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dir-khummel · 3 years

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silashart:

–Shit.

I forgot to buy candy…

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Well, good thing you are dating the world’s best pre-planner, because I did get my hands on some good stuff- we still have a few days till Halloween, I’m sure we could buy more!

#chat; silas

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dir-khummel · 3 years

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nikkolai-prescott:

Perfect! Do you have Vince’s number so you two can coordinate?

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I believe I do? Don’t worry, I’ll hunt him down if I don’t! You got plenty going on!

#chat; nikkolai

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dir-khummel · 3 years

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nikkolai-prescott:

Well… you have a partner, right? I think I remember meeting them in passing last year…

Is there any chance he’d be okay handing out candy from your apartment while you walk with a group of kids? I know Vince wants to walk with a group, but we’d really prefer the chaperones use the buddy system, so it’d be great if you two could pair up.

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Silas? I think I could string him along! I’ll just bat my eyelashes a little, and I’m sure he’ll be on board.

#chat; nikkolai

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dir-khummel · 3 years

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As always, whichever way I could help, I’d love to! The kids last year were amazing, I’d love to do it again!

Another year, another Center Halloween!

If you would like your apartment to be on the route our trick-or-treaters will visit on Sunday around 5PM, please let Sammie or I know as soon as possible.

Costumes are highly encouraged, but not required, and if you need any financial assistance with acquiring candy, please let us know that too. We have a candy fund this year!

We’re also looking for a couple more volunteers who would like to walk the trick-or-treat route with one of grade groups, so let us know if you’re interested in that as well!