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DIO & Hol Horse → JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders, episode 36
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*sees spoiler about character death*
ok but maybe that won’t happen when i watch it
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history keeps pulling me down
Falling, Florence + the Machine // The Fall of Icarus, Rene Milot // Fallen Angel, Andreas Birath
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i just wanna say the way you write dio makes me go feral <3 it’s always so hot to read a fic of yours i love them so much
Ahhhh thank you so much, my dear! This literally just made my night, you have no idea!! 😭 it truly makes me happy to know that my fics are so well enjoyed, I appreciate you so so much!! ❤️
(I’m excited to announce that I’ll be working on another fic soon, this won’t be the last you’ll hear from Dio!)
#dio brando#jojo no kimyō na bōken#jjba#seraph answers#I love you all!#ima cry ahhhh this is so sweet like I seriously never thought I’d get this far
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that one scene from despicable me where gru pulls his spacesuit out the washing machine and it’s pink from the girls ballet outfits
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hello! could i have HCs of mista and a fem reader who adores the sex pistols? she likes to feed them, play with them, and maybe even knits them little hats that look like mista’s because she loves them. but she makes a mistake when she tells them she has a crush on their stand user, because they immediately snitch on her to mista (😭)
SNITCHES GET… GIFTS? - GUIDO MISTA X READER
Warnings : this is pretty cheesy and not proofread, reader identifies as female!
Genre : tooth-rotting fluff <3
Word count : 1.0K words (oops)
Additional notes : Thank you so much for requesting! I thought long and hard how to get to this, and I’m pretty pleased with how it turned out. I have a soft spot for the entire Bucci gang and their stands, as you could probably see🫣 Hope you enjoy reading this, anon!💗
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It seemed like a sort of unspoken rule that every stand user that somehow found their way into the Italian mafi ended up on either Bucciarati’s squadra or Risotto’s squadra
It was to ensure both confidentiality and cohesion of the group working as one unit, which could only be achieved when all of the squadra consisted of stand users
With her luck, she winded up on Bucciarati’s turf, her stand another weapon to add to their arsenal
Mista was rather nonchalant about the new addition; he never really minded getting to know a new person as long as they proved themselves to be useful and trust-worthy
He does his own thing anyways and always pulls up in any pinch they find themselves in, regardless of how the others react to their missions
But for some reason, he found himself actually quite enjoying her company even when they’re not doing anything in particular
The same—and more, actually—could be said about her; she soon realized that she was almost making up excuses just to be in the sharpshooter’s presence, and to learn more about him whenever they sat together
His likes, his dislikes, his quaint tetraphobia, his unique sense of humor and wit, his sharp intelligence; everything about him was something she wanted to discover bit by bit
And with coming to know him so personally, she of course had many interactions with his stand, the Sex Pistols, and slowly grew increasingly fond of them
They truly were like a bunch of rowdy kids each with a vastly different personality from the other, and it was hard not to like them
Hardworking as they were, they were almost always hungry and in need of attention and affection, things she was more than willing to provide whenever she was available and in the vicinity
More often than not, the six little guys were found trailing after her, happy smiles on their faces as they nibbled on pastrami and cheese mini sandwiches she’d prepared for them, cheeks stuffed and delighted smiles on their tiny faces
Even the scruffy Number 5 couldn’t help but feel happy whenever she made use of her time off to play with them, despite Mista’s protests that she didn’t have to
Her insistence that she actually wanted to spend time with them didn’t go unnoticed, flustering both the stand and their user
Come Christmas, already more than a few months had passed since she first started having feelings for Mista
Feelings she clearly was oblivious to them being reciprocated
Considering herself an almost-caretaker for the Sex Pistols whenever Mista himself wasn’t fussing over them, she decided to make them a gift herself
Seeing how much they absolutely adored the gunslinger, she decided to knit them tiny hats similar to the one he wore all the time
As for Mista, she decided to make him a scarf that perfectly matched his usual outfit, decked in his favorite red and blue, while she secretly made herself matching gloves
She already readied herself to excuse it as her simply liking the design if anyone questioned her about it
Thankfully things went relatively smoothly the entire time she spent knitting the set, but that ignorant bliss around her didn’t last long
Just a couple of minutes in showing the Sex Pistols her gifts for them, Number 3 found himself tripping over the box she’d thought she’d so cleverly hidden under her bed
After a few flustered stammers, a furious blush to the tips of her ears, and pathetic lies that not even a two year old would believe, she slumped over in defeat and admitted to the fact that she’d knit matching gloves and scarf for her and Mista
Ever perceptive, they shared a glance before Number 1 bluntly asked her if she had a crush on their favorite guy, to which her flaring blush only affirmed
No words were needed, the Pistols sharing mischievous smiles that spelled something foreboding to her
She begged them not to tell Mista, her earnest and horrified expression causing them to feel a little sorry for her, silently deciding to stay quiet… for the time being
As soon as they spotted her handing him his gift, though, they were quick to cheekily grin up at him
The man himself was stunned by the sweet gift, expressing his gratitude as best as he could and hugging her gently
Honestly, the smile and slight flush on his face should’ve been a clear indicator that he had it bad for her as well, and that her thoughftul handmade gift had made him happier than he could ever admit
“She knitted matching gloves for her too, because she likes you, Mista!”
Mista’s eyes nearly bulged out of their sockets as he stood there stunned by the words Number 2 had blurted out, earning a nudge from an alarmed Number 6
They all stood with baited breath, watching as a mix of horror and embarrassment made its way on the woman’s face, whereas Mista’s face turned every single color under the sun as he slowly processed the words he’d just heard
His loud and boisterous laugh of disbelief had them a little confused, and her face began to fall, before he quickly threw his arms around her, bringing her in for a tighter embrace than before
The expression on his face could only be described as blissful, and her scrunched up countenance melted into a relieved one
“You’re… alright with that?” she hesistantly asked him, only to have Mista squeeze her waist, open affection in his eyes as he smiled at her
“About damn time you noticed I like you too, geez!”
“Not like you’d noticed I had feelings for you, either…” she mumbled under her breath, rolling her eyes despite the blush on her cheeks that betrayed her
They were only interrupted when Number 7 pointed out, “Hey look, mistletoe!”
Before she could glance up in the direction he was glancing at, Mista took the chance to swoop in and softly kiss her
Too enamored by the all-consuming kiss, she was too busy to notice that there wasn’t anything above their heads, and that the Sex Pistols had snuck out, giggles remaining in their wake
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Lmao ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
did you know there are 10^20 pounds of salt in the ocean?
proof i’m not a one-trick pony– i love this jojo family too.
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Yandere Bucci Gang Headcanons
Warnings: gender neutral reader, physical abuse, mental abuse, Mista being a perv, threatening of violence, torture (not to reader), mentions of threatening with guns, wrongful use of Stands
Also, thanks to @candyk0rn for helping me theorize and giving me some ideas <3
Honestly, good luck babe.
One of the most manipulative and violent groups that could ever go after you
If you thought one of them was bad, hooo boy just you wait until they bring you home to the rest of them
Keep reading
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Vampire!Dio Boyfriend Headcanons
🔞NSFW: MINORS DNI🔞
(Here’s some more headcanons for Dio that nobody asked for!)
Context: You find yourself in the midst of a relationship with a young and inexperienced vampire whom is desperate to satiate his newfound lust for blood. (This takes place during Phantom Blood)
Dio will only come to visit you late at night— and that’s only AFTER he’s satisfied his ferocious “appetite”.
After all, he’s not going to risk hurting you. He’s not completely heartless.
He tends to hide things from you, especially when it involves his ‘vampiric nature’.
Any questions you have in regards to why he’s been acting rather strangely usually result in your boyfriend becoming agitated and angry.
You’ll be able to tell when he gets upset with you because he’ll grit his teeth together and glare at you mercilessly.
In these instances, he’s likely to say things such as—‘Y/N, you do know that it’s impolite to pry, do you not?’
The few questions he DOES actually answer always seem to be elusive and vague.
It’s probably important to mention that sex with your newly ‘turned’ lover changes drastically.
Dio likes it rough, and quite frankly doesn’t really seem to care if you don’t.
Biting, squeezing, slapping, hair pulling, choking, you name it. This man will nearly fuck the life out of you.
Your undead boyfriend absolutely loves to whisper filthy promises in your ear as he’s fucking you raw.
It’s no secret that he loves to be vulgar in the bedroom and he loves bringing out that vulgarity in you too.
Aftercare is a HUGE thing for him. (One of his favorite things to do is to help you bathe).
He’ll spend most of his time admiring all of the marks and bruises he’s given you afterwards.
Even going as far as to praise you for how well you took him.
When all is said and done, he always pulls your battered body onto his chest and lets you fall asleep on him while he gingerly strokes your hair.
#dio brando#jojo no kimyō na bōken#jojos bizarre adventure#jjba x reader#nsfw#jjba headcanons#Phantom Blood Dio#Why does he look so dashing in that outfit ahhhhh
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