girl are you sure???????????????

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

idk who Jasmine is but she really went off with that rice

need this

You're telling me a gar* licked this bread?

*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae

Alex Hirsch talking about why he couldn't be at The Art Department Eindhoven irl, he slipped a disc and boy did he come prepared to talk about it jdjdhshs

also an image that now exists: bill cipher breaking alex hirsch's back

why so geiger? the counter

Universal response

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

Drink alcohol and listen to music

this is the hardest any single image has ever gone