if you are the type of person to tell a girl to stop driving around with an adult sized plastic skeleton strapped into the backseat of her car do not imagine even for one second that you could ever score a girl who would drive around with an adult sized plastic skeleton in the backseat of her car

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

He stick he leggy out real far

What do you mean by "puppet master that cursed my dick"?

looking at this in my drafts the day after drawing it and i just realized i gave niki a spoon

(please dont tag as kin/me/id, sorry thanks!)

thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else

i love parking my car perfectly and beautifully and correctly with plenty of space between the lines and then coming back and still having to squeeze my fat ass into it like a boba through a bendy straw because someone parked their oversized Daddy’s Special Boy-mobile a smooth 6 inches from my goddamn door

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

teacup headphones

from above and below

happy birthday rinnekun u menace