Look SO many things are better as an adult, but I do so very genuinely truly miss the childhood experience of going completely insane over something at the drop of a hat. As an adult you need the right cocktail of drugs weather humidity feng-shui and job prospects to feel like a piece of media can rip you into orbit. As a 14-year-old all it took was the worst Naruto reruns in the world playing at 10pm in your childhood basement. Unmatched experience. Irreplicable. Truly a once in a lifetime gift as an apology for the experience of being 14.

Don't wanna start paying for Netflix again and don't have a good way to pirate on my current Internet set up so here's my synopsis of dungeon meshi, according to Tumblr:

-I would say it's about a DND party of neurodivergent people, but neurodivergent is an unnecessary qualifier in that case.

-there is a small man. He is the divorced father of a number of children that fluctuates.

-there is a large autistic man. He never interacts with the rest of the party. His goal is to be nearby and autistic.

-there is a small autistic man. His purpose is panty shots.

-Izutsumi

-theres a chunky herbo and a fucked up necromancer elf that are deeply in love. Half of my feed is Yuri about them specifically.

-chunky herbo is a moron and necro elf is moronsexual

The plot consists of these characters eating and necro elf occasionally doing fucked up things beyond human comprehension.

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an aside but one time I was told by someone who shall remain nameless that I needed to stop treating my plants with such love because plants were inherently evil and spiteful and I'd be much happier once I accepted that and in that moment the sims negative interaction symbol appeared crystal clear in my mind

dying at wilson obliviously eating his sandwich while house is sitting there consumed with lust trying to use blatant homoerotic imagery to blast the idea of hot gay sex directly into wilson's brain

Secret Panel HERE 🙌 tapas.io/episode/3161466

Who even uses this emoji

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overstimulated and anxious at the zoo until I looked up and saw an angel dancing in a beam of light

Been hearing this is a problem again. Don't be a dick in bookmarks, folks. And yes while I made this image, I'm giving free reign. Take it. Spread it far and wide. Because I'm hearing that some readers don't know that their bookmarks are visible.

There’s a quote from Bert where he says he‘s “known big bird since he was a little bird” and the thought of it makes my heart cry so here’s that

Shocking Video, be warned.

the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window

Dog in the Wind, Stephanie Cunningham