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dingusdemeanour · 2 days
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dingusdemeanour · 3 days
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we did the best we could to extract the perfect columbo reaction gif, and here it is - been wanting to make this for bloody weeks
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dingusdemeanour · 4 days
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Fletcher from the recent Drawfee vid.
Another win for the nonbinaries 💪
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dingusdemeanour · 6 days
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dingusdemeanour · 11 days
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Do you ever forget that you have a gender to most people….. meaning that random people at the grocery store see me as a woman and not just a little internet guy
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dingusdemeanour · 14 days
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Rating the birds in my backyard by tendency toward violence
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Northern Cardinal, 4/10
I'm sometimes worried the male is sexually harassing the female but I'm pretty sure they're just doing some elaborate public pickup roleplay. The rest of us didn't agree to participate in your kink, guys.
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American Robin, 1/10
Literally just some dude hanging out. Never bothered anyone but worms. Big fan of the way you just stand there in the middle of the grass like you forgot what you were supposed to be doing.
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House Sparrow, 10/10
You're a gang. You're participating in gang violence. There's ten billion of you living in a single wood pile and it's been civil war for three years now. When will the bloodshed end?
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Tufted Titmouse, 1/10
A shy baby. A pretty little guy. I saw you on the neighbor's garage roof and time stopped. There were anime sparkles around you. Come back.
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European Starling, 9/10
Why is it always you? Listen, I know, I KNOW the sparrows are the problem, and YET. When the fighting starts, it's always you in the middle of it, provoking them and then screaming like you're an innocent bystander defending yourself. I'm onto you.
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Carolina Wren, 3/10
This rating is not for physical violence, which you don't engage in, but for your role as an incurable narc. A tattle tale. I know they're fighting again, okay? I see it. Our yard has been a warzone for years, you don't have to make a big announcement every time someone misbehaves.
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Eastern Wood-Peewee, 0/10
If this were "birds who think they're better than everyone else," you'd get 10/10.
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Red-bellied Woodpecker, 6/10
It's a utility pole. It's not a tree. You're surrounded by trees that are full of bugs. But there you are, on the utility pole. Committing vandalism.
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American Crow, unrated
For who am I to cast judgment on the actions of La Famiglia? I assume you are doing what is best for the neighborhood. If I could, though, without criticism, make a single observation. That when large numbers of you gather in the ominous dead cottonwood - no? No, you're right. None of my business.
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Great Crested Flycatcher, 5/10
Frankly, I think you could be doing more. I think your name implies a great potential. I think you should massacre the insects. I think your beak should drip with viscera.
Stay tuned for more criminal activity!
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dingusdemeanour · 15 days
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ATTENTION
If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)
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dingusdemeanour · 17 days
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Nautilus expedition live streams (+ their commentary) 2020 / 2021 / 2022
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dingusdemeanour · 18 days
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my yearly redraw of neil banging out the tunes! 🎶🐀
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past years: 2022/2023
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dingusdemeanour · 18 days
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another reminder to stop buying/watching/reading anything JK Rowling associated
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dingusdemeanour · 19 days
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dingusdemeanour · 20 days
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The most beautiful thing about Drawtectives is that you can choose any combination and you will be right. But no way I'm ignoring a beautiful garb next to York.
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dingusdemeanour · 20 days
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The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.
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dingusdemeanour · 20 days
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TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE l APRIL 2024
ALFREDO JUÁREZ | RAMI ASTRO | JOSHUA INTINI | KENDALL RUST | DERAN HALL | KUZCOKHANDA | TREVOR MAHLMANN | OTHINGSTODO | NASA | STEVEN RATNIK
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dingusdemeanour · 21 days
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It's important to drink a lot of fluids when you're sick so that your body has the raw materials to generate gallons of snot.
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dingusdemeanour · 22 days
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Someone captured the solar eclipse on an airplane
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dingusdemeanour · 23 days
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love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too
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