jerd canon ❤️

i wrote jerd. this is my 50th work on ao3 🎉

Knowledge is empowering

absolutely losing my mind that a bunch of nimby assholes spent $500k to build a sandcastle that was promptly wiped away

favourite thing to distract me from the pain of a blood test is watching jawsh and berd make out live on stream for the 80th time this week god bless

other hermits doing base lore: i want it to look like this cave has been here for hundreds of years with different generations using it and adding things to it

mumbo doing base lore: smacks table COME ON DOWN TO BIG RONS REDSTONE BARN

the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

I don't really like GeminiTay's videos and it makes me really sad because she seems so nice

i miss when slimecicle looked like a fucking loser

Some of you people are way to entrenched in online discourse. I went outside today and the sun is bright in the beautiful blue sky. There are trees and grass. I saw some birds and fish. A couple weeks ago I even saw a cow, like from Minecraft.

All ships are toxic because dating isn't real

so much hate in the world can’t we all just love eachother and go crazy over our minecraft guys together ❤️

I have a friend that barely even knows who cub is literally just his name and what his skin looks like but they hate him so much because they ship desert duo (they doesn't watch hermitcraft or life series)

thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case

It's really funny to me how Joel has just been sitting in his corner building cool structures and talking to himself, and meanwhile all the hermits are one by one falling head over heels obsessed with him

Iskall just bought a whole stack of Joel stamps at the post office

It’s all inevitable and all his fault