you have a crush on percival

That's a fairly strong word for a man I barely know.

what do you think of percival now

He's very nice. Charming even.

Er.

I have sweet pickled squash today!

Oh, please don’t apologize, I was quite enjoying the conversation.

I have sweet pickled squash today!

Oh

Erm. So sorry, it seems we left your friend out of the conversation and gave the wrong impression.

I have sweet pickled squash today!

From me? That’s quite flattering.

I have sweet pickled squash today!

You’re very welcome! Um. Please let me know what you think of it. I’m really interested in your opinion. Since you’ve never had one before.

I have sweet pickled squash today!

Nonsense, you deserve a little niceness, I’m certain.

I have sweet pickled squash today!

Oh I’ve been keeping busy. Trying new recipes, helping manage the street vendor’s union. I’m so pleased to see you though, I’ve made sure I had bread and butter pickles on hand ever since you told me you’d never had one.

I have sweet pickled squash today!

Oh! Hello again Percival! You’re finally ready to try that pickle I offered?

I have sweet pickled squash today!

Of course, your regular dill. And your friend?

I have sweet pickled squash today!

DILLON DILLON I LOVE YOU I NEED TO THROW YOU AT THE WALL AFFECTIONATELY I LOVE YOU

Oh dear. That sounds like something that I would not at all appreciate.

Dillon <3

Yes hello!

my heart belongs to you and you alone

Oh. I’m sure I’m flattered. Would you… like a pickle?

I have sweet pickled squash today!

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Anon I am so sorry, but I have no IDEA what this means.

You know, with all this pancake business, maybe I’ll get a little outside of my usual habits. Strawberries are in season, maybe I’ll make some strawberry preserves.