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dilfdyke · 2 hours
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Customer: NIER AUTOMATA. VIDEO GAME DMV: 2 BLUNTS 9 SLUTS
Verdict: DENIED
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dilfdyke · 2 hours
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Columbia is a fucking joke
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dilfdyke · 2 hours
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Do you ever miss a character from a show but not like in the way that you want to rewatch the whole show because theres so much stuff going on and thats not what youre looking for but you miss your boy
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dilfdyke · 2 hours
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Since people were upset I didn't include the great lakes in my last poll, here's another one
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dilfdyke · 2 hours
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hmm
* Without getting resurrected/coming back. Permanently dead by the end of the series.
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dilfdyke · 2 hours
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The computer, which is widely used for playing solitaire[1], calculating large prime numbers[2][3], finding gay hook-ups[4], and organizing political extremism[5][6][7],
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dilfdyke · 2 hours
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dyke drama is the main driving force of at least a third of the plot of black sails
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dilfdyke · 4 hours
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please elaborate in tags :)
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dilfdyke · 4 hours
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these beautiful butch women and their pass around party bottom can do anything
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dilfdyke · 4 hours
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just wrote part of a proof in past tense instead of present and my first thought was "wow just like the tardis wiki". truly the most damning thought i couldve thunk
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dilfdyke · 6 hours
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dilfdyke · 6 hours
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I was once again contacted by another family attempting to escape Gaza! This time it is Mohammed Mousa, his spouse and his three young children ages 7, 5, and the last child is only 9 months old!
The campaign has just started(done by his friend Tareq) so it only has a singular donation. Please help if you can!
This includes spreading the post!
Thank you
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dilfdyke · 6 hours
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but if I don't get weird and horny about this then who will
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dilfdyke · 7 hours
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I ordered an eleventh Doctor cutout and now Amazon is sending me threats
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dilfdyke · 7 hours
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dilfdyke · 7 hours
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the thing that kills me about this upcoming beatles episode is that in all those 'proof doctor who is real!!!!' compilations they ALWAYS include that pic of the beatles with an unidentified man who kinda sorta looks like matt smith, and like, if they don't reference that at all, then what was this all for
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dilfdyke · 7 hours
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this is literally not a real problem and doesn't matter but very weird that leftists on tumblr dot com are so ready to jump on addicts making jokes on the internet like i promise addicts are not an oppressor class we don't live in a fucking 90s high school drama where cool kids do drugs and are peer pressuring you. the dominant culture does not in fact support drug use. going "keep that icky gross stuff away from me you weirdo freaks" is in fact the mainstream conservative societal opinion
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