Oh that two year gap on my resume was when I was the architect of my own hell

"goddess" "matriarchy" "female wisdom" girl your civic rights

GORGUG THISTLESPRING

Uh, yeah, I'm Gorgug. I'm 14. I'm six feet, four inches tall. I'm a lot bigger than this house that I'm in. I kinda don't have a lot of friends. I'm not really good, really, at talking to people. I like keeping to myself and just sort of drawing something or listening to music. I'm adopted, by the way, my parents are little gnomes, and I'm a lot bigger than them. Last night I broke my bed in my sleep. Again. I just like to keep to myself.

RIZ GUKGAK

Yeah, so I'm Riz Gukgak. My nickname in middle school was 'Briefcase Kid.' I'm a goblin, and I don't have a lot of friends even though I'm pretty social, which is weird. My only real friend is this halfling named Penny Luckstone who - technically my babysitter. I had a babysitter until I was 13 but she recently went missing, and my mom is a detective and I'm a...licensed private investigator, so I am gonna find Penny myself.

KRISTEN APPLEBEES

Yeah, Kristen Applebees is always wearing a tie-dye shirt from a summer camp that she went to - like, a religious summer camp. She has red hair, freckles... she's like, was made for camp. She walks around with her leather bible that has her name engraved on the cover. She's always holding it, and yeah, she's big into the corn god.

FABIAN SEACASTER

Oh, of course, hello. I'm Fabian Aramais Seacaster. I'm a half-elf. I'm, of course, the son of the famous William Seacaster, the great adventurer who sailed the Celestine Sea, freeing slaves and raising up nations. I'm a fencer by trade, I also know how to glass blow and I'm quite good at calligraphy. And I'm absolutely thrilled to be here at the Aguefort Adventuring Academy. Very excited to kind of start on my adventure of becoming an adventurer much like my father, that I may too, one day, take up the mantle of the Seacaster name and sow my heroism across Spyre.

C.D. Wright, from The Poet, the Lion, Talking Pictures, El Farolito, a Wedding in St. Roch, the Big Box Store, the Warp in the Mirror, Spring, Midnights, & All

the eldest boy has arrived

cant believe met gala theme is florals. cant have shit in 2024

in honor of met gala monday <3

I've never seen the show but here's my take okay?

Applejack: Southern Baptist.

Pinkie Pie: Unitarian Universalist.

Rarity: Technically church of England but she just goes to Catholic Mass anyway.

Fluttershy: Quaker.

Rainbow Dash: Christmas and Easter Spanish Catholic.

Twilight Sparkle: Devout Catholic.