why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen

when the whole house got the autism

Me realizing I should probably make a meet the artist or whatever post and coming to the sad conclusion that if I am ever going to become a commissioned artist, I need to make a sona that is more than this:

I was sad until I opened the Sims and made a dog called Chocolate Milk and I think you should look at him

Is it weird that I want the holding cell flat? I wanna put my friends in there and give them puzzles to solve to be let out 🥰🫶

my friend miranda

If people were too mean to you when you were growing up, a newborn animal will materialize inside your brain and it’s so so scared and shivering and it will stay there for years. Decades, even. And whenever you say something kind of weird but true to your heart the animal will tell you “Noo! You can’t say that! If you say that, everyone will hate you!”. The animal means well. It’s so so small and everything is so scary for them and it’s just trying to protect you. But listen to me. Listen to me. Whenever this happens, you can’t do what the animal says. You can’t. If you do, you’ll become as scared as the animal. You have to keep saying weird shit. You have to keep doing things the animal wouldn’t approve of. If you do enough things that scare the animal, maybe one day it’ll go to sleep.

you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

Tiktok comment sections are insane