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dialm4murder · 23 hours
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My writing abilities when I have an entire free day: twelve words. Take it or leave it
My writing abilities when I have to be somewhere in fifteen minutes: I got six thousand more in the pocket
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dialm4murder · 23 hours
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I know adverbs are controversial, but "said softly" means something different than "whispered" and this is the hill I will die on.
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"I could be really brash and really loud and really dressed however I wanted to and almost made [Chappell] on purpose a drag version of myself so I can be whatever I want. It allows me to feel really safe exploring those aspects of myself. I’d never be able to do that if I took myself super seriously with pop. I think that the project has allowed me to be a part of the queer community in a deeper way because I'm not observing from the outside anymore. I feel like I'm in it. I am the queer community–it's allowed me to just feel queer, feel like a queer person and feel freedom in that."
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dialm4murder · 23 hours
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we used to get prescribed a summer on the seaside. now we just get told to go touch grass. the economy is in shambles
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tony soprano privacy rights activist
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ever since i learned about ghost buildings i haven't been able to stop thinking about them
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dialm4murder · 2 days
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The key shortcut of "windows key" and "." held together has changed my life
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emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖
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Kaomoji ?
The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(* ̄▽ ̄*)ブo(*°▽°*)o
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dialm4murder · 2 days
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Guy who has heard other guys refer to their wives as "ball and chain" and "battle-axe" and wrongfully assumed you can refer to your wife as any medieval weapon: oh there's my beautiful Lucerne hammer
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dialm4murder · 4 days
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This is literally the core of what our fight for liberation means
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dialm4murder · 5 days
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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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dialm4murder · 5 days
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I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?
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dialm4murder · 6 days
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dialm4murder · 6 days
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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair
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dialm4murder · 6 days
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