Takemaru [2]
Scenario: He reflects to you his past mistakes.
(Holy shit I almost lost this large drabble. I was wrong, this is my longest one. Over a thousand words. Oh, and this is my take on his past since I don’t have any official events that explore Takemaru. I can’t read any other language other than Spanish.)
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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Christmas Chrom saying "Happy Last Fingers In His Ass Sunday, kids!"
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a romantic scene in a book: our lips met and he tasted of cigarettes and coffee
me:
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Imagine playing DnD and making straight characters only
being gay is exactly like playing dnd. no i will not tell you how
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Are straight white people okay????
What is this?!
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The Phantom Thieves infiltrate the palace of Tumblr‘s CEO
Ryuji: “This way, Joker!”
Shadow D’Onofrio: “Who dares to soil my sanctuary!”
Yusuke: “Every human should be able to express their thoughts and sexual orientation in any kind of art and content. This site grew up with those people over time and helped them to find themselves. Why are you censoring their work instead of those who misuse this power?”
Shadow D’Onofrio: Mr. Karp turned this place into hell. I’m glad he left so I can purify your beloved place into something that everyone can participate in.
Ann: “Enough with your lies! All you want to see is for the app to go back on the app store. You don’t really care about this place. All you care about is trying to appeal to a bigger market in the expense of punishing your current user-base who kept this site afloat.”
Ryuji: “Yeah man, stop pretending you care. This place was swarming with p*rn bots for months but you ignored these and allowed for it to get this worst.”
Haru: “Child abusive material would’nt be uploaded to this site if you actually listened to the community reporting them for so long. Not to mention nazi and racist content too.”
Shadow D’Onofrio: “Watch your mouth, you damn brats! You shouldn’t stick your nose into important peoples work! I will ban you from this place forever!”
Makoto: “Endless years of effort flew into this place by millions of people! Throughout the years, this was considered a safe place for them. We won’t let you destroy any of them!”
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I’d love to be put into a medically induced coma
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so.. from what i gather.. the voltron team managed to fuck up their own show so bad that even the fans defending the whole ‘bury your gays’ trope they used like 27 seasons ago didn’t have anything good to say… ????
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“The Crows buy all their assassins that way. Buy them young, raise them to know nothing else but murder. And if you do poorly in your training, you die.”
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Everyone agrees! Your intestines squirming around like eels in your belly is horrifying!
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