me after i finish drawing an elaborate extremely explicit hard fetish porn and i can't post it anywhere instead of any of the wips that i can post and share: hm. now what.

made a little human blitzo assuming he looks like his sister. and also to prove to myself what i know is true in my heart which is that he is NOT bald.

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there's like a new, midrange version of the boots theory where you've got some money but like, not a huge fuck-it-all amount of money so you buy the cheap boots and then you wear a hole in them immediately and you're like right. the sam vimes boot theory. if i spend a lot at first, it'll be stressful but after that i'll ultimately spend less. and you buy the more expensive boots and they. they develop holes immediately.

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Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

via cartervailmusic on instagram

sometimes i'll talk to normal people and i'll mention loving blood and violence and gore. and they'll be like oh me too!! have you seen saw? and i'll have to be like oh sorry for the misunderstanding i forgot about gross ugly gore i meant like pretty and fuckable gore. anyway absolutely not.

me: how DARE you i was not doing ANYTHING over here on company time, why don't YOU share YOUR screen, huh??!?! how about THAT???!!?!?!

my coworker: wanna share screen to debug this thing?

me who was drawing full frontal cock and balls porn while thinking about how to debug the thing: sure no problem just give me a moment to wipe my hard drive

my coworker: wanna share screen to debug this thing?

me who was drawing full frontal cock and balls porn while thinking about how to debug the thing: sure no problem just give me a moment to wipe my hard drive

Things I’m learning about All For the Game fans: a lot of y’all didn’t grow up with a cheese drawer in your fridge and it shows

In my soul and spirit I'm rejoicing with the 911 kiddos for their good fortune, but the true vector for spreading fannish enthusiasm on Tumblr is the gifset, and all the 911 gifsets seem to be of 2-3 absolutely identical dudes, so it's all very confusing. I don't know which one Buck is, but I guess he's going on dates with a guy who isn't the other main guy? I actually thought there were gays already, but what I'm learning is that those are the gays from a different show which is also 911, a show I was not even aware had a cinematic universe. Anyway I believe in my heart that all of this would feel less confusing to me if it were happening on a space ship, but people who watch procedurals deserve happiness and I'm not afraid to say it. God bless you and your 2-5 sturdy, indistinguishable white men.