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dextronoms · 5 years
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Tumblr can you get normal fucking ads please
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people who hate kpop purely because of uncritical bias are literally teetering on the edge of just literal racism against asian people, so much so that an asian person will say something on twitter but they will be invalidated bc someone thinks that a SELFIE of themselves as their avi is “a kpop avi” like do y’all, grasp at all whats going on LMAO?
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All this talk about gays not being able to drive is blatant erasure of those of us who were brave enough to weather the trials of the DMV (Forbes’ selection for Straightest Place on Earth eleven years in a row) so that we could return triumphant, finally able to drive each other to the 24 hr grocery store at 2 am, the gayest hour, to buy cheap vodka and takis
Stand up for your rights, auto homos! Don’t let them forget your sacrifices
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dextronoms · 6 years
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Good job universe
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The last thing transphobes see before @warriormale suplexes them straight into hell
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-60°С
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there are a lot of bert and ernie sketches that are just unironically very funny
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CAT EYE WITNESS NEWS 
 Buckeye local describes monsoon aftermath.
By Marcy Jones Fox 10
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me: make more movies with black and gay people
inevitably, some guy: so you want straight white people EXTINCT???!??????
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the rain: makes that soft rain sound
me immediately:
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dextronoms · 6 years
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Freshwater Doggo
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My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.
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Book Jaundice
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im fucjkigfngng
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stank always tries to get the last boof in after i tell it to be quiet.
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